Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Nov 17, 2008 6:13:41 am PST #1512 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Matt and Beverly -- all my sympathy to you and yours right now.


beekaytee - Nov 17, 2008 6:17:47 am PST #1513 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Oh Matt. Bless you all.


Dana - Nov 17, 2008 6:29:30 am PST #1514 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

{{{{Beverly}}}}} Peace to you and yours.


Vortex - Nov 17, 2008 7:14:02 am PST #1515 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

ARGH. My mother has, after many different ditherings and hour long phone calls on the pros and cons, that she wants to cook for Thanksgiving instead of going out as we decided WEEKS AGO. I know this sounds shitty, but I am sick of making decisions, going over and over and listening to her go back and forth, and then have her change her mind. It's getting on my fucking nerves. What's the point of wasting my time with this bullshit if you're just going to change your mind. Plus, more often than not, she's changing her mind because someone complained or had some other idea or whatever. I realize that she's in a wierd place emotionally, and she has this fear that her friends will get upset and abandon her or something if she upsets them, so she does this shit. It doesn't piss me off any less.


Toddson - Nov 17, 2008 7:25:39 am PST #1516 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Just fyi, turns out there's a religion founded in Salt Lake City that makes the Mormons sound reasonable. Really.


Sparky1 - Nov 17, 2008 7:30:04 am PST #1517 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

I got a giggle out of Dahlia Lithwick's comment on that case, Todd. [link]

Let's stipulate: Summum is weird. First off, having been founded in 1975, it violates my own base-line spiritual rule: "Never believe in any faith younger than you are." With its pyramids, and mummification, and nectars, and hairless blue aliens, Summum is an existential stew of transcendental Gnosticism and particle physics: Isaac Luria meets Star Trek Voyager. But, as my husband would be quick to point out, yours truly has been known to fly into a panic when a meat fork touches her milk sink, shrieking and driving the offending utensil deep into the dirt of the kitchen avocado plant and then waiting the ritual interval until its kosherness is mystically restored. All of which merely illuminates the First Aphorism of Religion Cases: Only the religious convictions of other people are weird. Yours are perfectly rational.


sumi - Nov 17, 2008 7:39:34 am PST #1518 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

Matt & Beverly - I am so sorry for the losses your family's have suffered. Peace to you all.


ChiKat - Nov 17, 2008 7:48:33 am PST #1519 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{{Beverly}}

{{{Matt}}}

Much peach for you and your families. I am so sorry.


hippocampus - Nov 17, 2008 8:02:19 am PST #1520 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

x-posted with tech.

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WindSparrow - Nov 17, 2008 8:10:47 am PST #1521 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

{{{{{Matt}}}}} I'm so sorry for your loss. Much peace~ma for your whole family.