When we landed here you said you needed a few days to get space worthy again and is there somethin' wrong with your bunk?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Nov 14, 2008 8:40:31 am PST #1287 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Maybe he didn't realize you can look up the status of a delivery? In which case, yeah, far too dumb.

Going to get cajun before I have to deal with the unpleasant phone call. I'm thinking he'll be out of it until after 2.


Steph L. - Nov 14, 2008 8:41:01 am PST #1288 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

As a counterpoint to nutbar priest, my great-aunt who is an Ursuline nun and many of the nuns in her convent are huge Obama supporters.

The nuns who ran my high school (who I also do freelance work for now) are Ursulines, and they kick ass. WAY back when I was just out of college and trying to get a job, I wrote freelance for a lot of local publications, and I got to interview an Ursuline nun who was active in Turkey, building shelters and clinics for women and children. She talked in vague terms about "AIDS prevention," and I asked her if she meant condoms.

She said "I know this isn't fair to you, but I have to speak off the record if you'll allow it."

I said sure, and she said that officially they couldn't promote any form of birth control, but that if big boxes of condoms *just happened* to be placed in prominent locations in their shelters/clinics, well, the women were able to take them, weren't they.

I think I said something like, "I LOVE that, and you are amazing! ....Shall we go back on the record now?"


Barb - Nov 14, 2008 8:42:10 am PST #1289 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

{{Vortex}}

{{DJ & friend}}

Yeah, add me to the wondering if the whole world has taken their stupid pills.

Less than an hour ago, I very nearly rear-ended a car with the bumpersticker "Liberalism is a mental condition."


juliana - Nov 14, 2008 8:47:10 am PST #1290 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

hands Vortex a shot of Fernet

{{{{DJ}}}} Aw, hon.

I think Perkins and Juliana called dibs.

MINE MINE MINE MINE. (Bonus tattoo AND guitar in that last one.)


Sparky1 - Nov 14, 2008 8:49:19 am PST #1291 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Speaking of students, I just had to leave the Reference Desk and put up a sign for people to find me in my office because one of our students was chewing a big wad of gum so loudly with his mouth open I was grossed out.


SuziQ - Nov 14, 2008 8:50:52 am PST #1292 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

MINE MINE MINE MINE.

Guh.

Well, the sun is out and the snow is slowly melting away. Gonna take me a while to get used to this.


Daisy Jane - Nov 14, 2008 8:55:10 am PST #1293 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I told y'all about the dude with the bumper sticker on his shiny SUV that said something to the effect that vegetarians are wimps because meat eaters go out and hunt for their food, right?

Because I would bet my ass that dude was on his way to Central Market to buy whatever snootified meat they have behind the counter. This is Dallas; YOU ARE NOT DAVEY CROCKETT!


meara - Nov 14, 2008 8:59:26 am PST #1294 of 10000

I had no idea about the Ursulines, but now I am starting to love them. Awww.

Asshole kid's mother just called me and claimed that he got the application after the deadline. Just checked FedEx, and he got it SIX days before the deadline.

Good grief. That's dumb. (Also, I had no idea you still had to request applications by mail--can't you download everything on the internet, these days?)

The talk of grandmothers dying during finals makes me feel guilty that my grandmother really DID die during finals, my freshman year of college. Although as far as I remember, the only thing that I did was request from one prof to take the exam EARLY (which, sure, is still a request, and to leave school early, but...). My mom drove up earlier than she would've otherwise, and packed up my room while I took my last exam (which, since the prof let me take the other one a few days early, was on like, Saturday instead of Tuesday or something).


Glamcookie - Nov 14, 2008 9:02:20 am PST #1295 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{DJ}}}

Also, {{{Vortex}}}. People need to lay off you. Seriously.

Thanks for all the ~ma. Presentation went very well. DONE!!!!


Sparky1 - Nov 14, 2008 9:02:29 am PST #1296 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

The talk of grandmothers dying during finals makes me feel guilty that my grandmother really DID die during finals

Don't you dare feel guilty. I -- and everyone else who teaches that I know -- are fine with making arrangements around real life.