That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

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Vortex - Nov 12, 2008 12:07:06 pm PST #1093 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Is it mean for me to respond to a (potential) student "No, I will not send an application because can't follow directions, and are clearly too stupid to go to college"

Student emails me, asks me for an app. I say sure, please send me your address and the name and address of your high school. The response? No shit, verbatim:

621 Ema Street

Lakeland Highschool
726 Hollingsworth Road

NO CITY OR STATE!! How does this child think that I am going to get her this information!!!


Gadget_Girl - Nov 12, 2008 12:07:23 pm PST #1094 of 10000
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Trudy, what wonderful news about A!


Barb - Nov 12, 2008 12:09:42 pm PST #1095 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

Lakeland Highschool 726 Hollingsworth Road

NO CITY OR STATE!! How does this child think that I am going to get her this information!!!

Groovy, another product of the fine, fine Florida public high school system.

I'd write the school and berate them for not teaching kids the basics.

ETA: Vortex, she can't even spell her own home address correctly-- it's probably Emma Street


amych - Nov 12, 2008 12:11:41 pm PST #1096 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Is it mean for me to respond to a (potential) student "No, I will not send an application because can't follow directions, and are clearly too stupid to go to college"

No. But then, I've been wanting to say the same thing to tenured faculty all day.


Gadget_Girl - Nov 12, 2008 12:12:48 pm PST #1097 of 10000
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Groovy, another product of the fine, fine Florida public high school system.

On behalf of the teaching force in this fine, fine state, I apologize. I do what I can but there are more idiots than there are people to help them.


Barb - Nov 12, 2008 12:14:12 pm PST #1098 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

On behalf of the teaching force in this fine, fine state, I apologize. I do what I can but there are more idiots than there are people to help them.

::pats GG::

S'okay, sweetie-- only so many idiots you should be expected to cope with and considering you have to start with DD, that's worth at least a dozen clueless students.


Kathy A - Nov 12, 2008 12:26:02 pm PST #1099 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Got caught up (thank you, threadsuck!), and wanted to respond to Andi:

So, hivemind... anyone remember that ep. of Good Eats where Alton goes after oatmeal? Remember how long and how hot an oven he said for toasting steel cut oats to cut later cooking time? I tried the Food Network site, and got no joy.

Here's the transcript for the oatmeal episode.

The Good Eats Fanpage has just about all the info on the show you'll ever need.


Vortex - Nov 12, 2008 12:27:05 pm PST #1100 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

ETA: Vortex, she can't even spell her own home address correctly-- it's probably Emma Street

sadly, Barb was right. When she emailed me back, she corrected the spelling to "Emma" Street.

I wonder if I can write on the app with special marker, a big 'NO' that flouresces when it gets to the admissions office.


Toddson - Nov 12, 2008 12:30:11 pm PST #1101 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Advice for hotel people, students, and, let's face it, anyone: Do Not Vex the Vortex!


Vortex - Nov 12, 2008 12:35:36 pm PST #1102 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, the opportunity to vex me will be reduced, as I am leaving to have a glass of wine with a friend.