Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Nov 12, 2008 4:28:22 am PST #1027 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

I'm sorry that they didn't realize what an awesome catch Tom would be and hire him. Much job~ma for Tom.

Happy Birthday, Jessica!

I wish my realtor would call or email me to tell me how the showing went yesterday. Hmph.


Ginger - Nov 12, 2008 4:33:11 am PST #1028 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was very outraged on Tom's behalf. I just was being outraged telepathically, rather than by typing.


Aims - Nov 12, 2008 4:44:44 am PST #1029 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HIPPO BIRDIES JESSPMOON!!


Cashmere - Nov 12, 2008 4:54:03 am PST #1030 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

As a journalism major, I'm uncomfortable enough with the un-interviewed quotes that I would call the reporter's editor and ask how they got the quotes, considering they never spoke to you.


omnis_audis - Nov 12, 2008 5:07:54 am PST #1031 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hey, omnis - any news about the girl in question?
Nothing. Dunno if that is her choice, or if co-worker truly did pass along my e-mail address. Or if he passed it to b/f, and if b/f passed it along. We have another opening in a few weeks for A CHRISTMAS CAROL. Just trying to figure out what to say to her to try and get the ball rolling. Of course, right after opening, I hop on a plane to spend the Thanksgiving holiday with my family in Florida.

Omnis - I heard the Day to Day interview after it was linked here and thought you sounded great.
Good to know. I gotta dig up the link and listen to it. I suspect that will be after T-day.


hippocampus - Nov 12, 2008 5:19:44 am PST #1032 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

Happy Birthday Jessica!!!


DavidS - Nov 12, 2008 5:23:26 am PST #1033 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Jess!

I hope it's filled with tastiest things.


Sparky1 - Nov 12, 2008 5:33:43 am PST #1034 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Drattycakes. We just got the "we're all dooooooomed" message from the President of the U., and he's frozen all new hires including replacements. Of course, no one knows what this means for the position HR posted for us (wrong!) yesterday.

I have ordered myself some holiday Snowcake soap from Lush to console myself.

Just trying to figure out what to say to her to try and get the ball rolling.

"Hi, I'm omnis, and I'd love to take you out for coffee & dessert next week when I get back from a Thanksgiving visit. What are you doing (fill in blank) evening?"


Toddson - Nov 12, 2008 5:39:50 am PST #1035 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Some lamebrain business owner sent an e-mail to his staff saying that with the new, higher, government fees and taxes he expects with Obama in office he'll have to lay off staff and that in the parking lot he saw some number of cars with Obama bumper stickers and that those people would be the first laid off.

The e-mail was forwarded to a local TV station which followed up. The guy who sent it said it was meant to be humorous. yeah.

In lighter - cranberry - news, my family has a recipe (from my grandmother, I think) for cranberries ground coarsely with oranges and nuts, mixed with lemon Jell-O, and then put in the fridge to set. It is yummy ... although these days we tend to halve or quarter the amount of sugar my grandmother used. I also have - somewhere - a recipe for cranberry bread that involves large amounts of butter, fresh-squeezed orange juice and grated orange rind. A lot of work, but yummy.


Sparky1 - Nov 12, 2008 5:40:43 am PST #1036 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Cinnamon Toast:

WASHINGTON -- The Supreme Court is lifting restrictions on the Navy's use of sonar in training exercises off the California coast, a defeat for environmental groups who say the sonar can harm whales.

Feh on 5 supremes.