Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Oct 31, 2008 7:34:48 pm PDT #9739 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

SLNRLBF sounds like Slartibartfast in my head. Welcome!

Happy birthday, Daniel!


beth b - Oct 31, 2008 7:43:48 pm PDT #9740 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

welcome SecondLifeNowRealLifeBoyFriend!

translation and welcome in one small greeting!

not a really active halloween.(rain) but at least one teeny one awed by the fact that people were giving her candy. and all the older kids in costume.


Fay - Oct 31, 2008 7:49:39 pm PDT #9741 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Java - it stands for: Second Life Now Real Life Boyfriend. He and askye became acquainted over at Second Life, hit it off, have met up in meatspace and are all loved up. There's photographic evidence a while back in the thread - they make a cute couple!

Meanwhile - belated Anniversary wishes for HMS Jeeves!

You know, this has been the most unspooky Halloween I can remember! Last year the PTG at school organised a Halloween party which took place at school after schooltime. It was great fun - bouncy castle, spooky haunted room, candyfloss, fancydress, yada yada yada. This time around...they weren't up for organising it, apparently. And there was no way that the head was going to make us organise it all - given that we're writing reports, doing assessments, and being inspected by Mr Cheat'em this week.

The little little kids celebrated it in-class (I'd made Year One a huge picture of a witch on a broom a couple of weeks ago,at their teacher's request, as I'm a capable artist and love that kind of thing) but the rest of us? Nada.

In fact what we DID celebrate yesterday was Divali. So it was saris and sequins as far as the eye could see, and the PTG put on a Divali assembly.

We always have a Divali assembly, of course. But usually it's organised by teachers.

This time it was the Indian parents who organised it. And, unfortunately, it appears that they didn't have a scrap of directorial instinct or grasp of their audience's needs between them.

8 kids stood at the front holding little scripts and read out a very very dull description of what happens on various days of Divali. There was, apparently, no explanation of WHY there was a Divali festival in the first place. The vocab was pretty damn complex. I say apparently, because it was only audible to people at the front - you have to DRILL the kids into yelling like hell when they're in a big hall, otherwise they'll default, what with being shy, to speaking at only-slightly-louder-than normal. Alas, this had evidently not been something the PTG thought about.

And then there was a dance. It was, in fairness, very long and complicated. But because the dancers were aged 9-12, and mostly not all that GOOD at dancing, it mostly looked like badly synchronised epileptic fits - and it's a miracle that the tiny wee Nursery kids sitting at the front didn't get kicked in the heads.

So that was my Halloween.

On the bright side, though, the PTG did bring in yummy samosas and Indian sweets! And I pretty much ate my own body weight in them, having not had any breakfast. In fact, that's all I ate for breakfast and lunch - Indian sweets. Nom nom nom nom nom!


WindSparrow - Oct 31, 2008 8:05:51 pm PDT #9742 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Welcome, SLNRLBF. I'ma have to shorten that one, assuming no objection. SL?

SLNRLBF sounds like Slartibartfast in my head.

Oh, good, I'm glad I wasn't the only one. Anyway, nice to meet you Slart SL.


WindSparrow - Oct 31, 2008 8:08:31 pm PDT #9743 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Libkitty, much ~ma to your mom.


Hil R. - Oct 31, 2008 8:09:16 pm PDT #9744 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

On the bright side, though, the PTG did bring in yummy samosas and Indian sweets!

Ooooh. Yum.

Oh! That reminds me. On last week's episode of Little Mosque on the Prairie, someone ate samosas with ketchup. The character who ate it is Pakistani (I think), and the character who served it is Nigerian. And they live in Canada. I've never seen samosas with ketchup before, and had kind of figured that putting ketchup on stuff was mostly an American thing. So the ketchup on samosas -- Pakistani thing, Nigerian thing, Canadian thing, or weird character quirk?


DCJensen - Oct 31, 2008 8:40:50 pm PDT #9745 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Ketchu on Samosa on Youtube. [link]


beth b - Oct 31, 2008 8:53:13 pm PDT #9746 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I have to say weird character thing -- but that has more to do with how I feel about ketchup


DCJensen - Oct 31, 2008 9:27:27 pm PDT #9747 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I have created a Barack Obama Lolpic: [link]


Shir - Nov 01, 2008 12:26:17 am PDT #9748 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

libkitty, much health~ma to your mom.

Hi, SLNRLBF!

Re: costumes. What, you're gonna tell me I'm the only one who uses Oz's costume from s4 when she lacks ideas?

Re: Fucktober. When remembered it's already November last night when I went to bed, I actally mumbles "sayonara, fuckhead!". No love there. But I'm pretty OK with the tons of stuff on my mind. In no. 1, of course...

I'm starting to freak out about starting uni tomorrow. So. Much. To. Do. Didn't really rest this weekend as well. Oi.