I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Oct 14, 2008 7:01:13 pm PDT #8224 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

One of my best friends manages a joint replacement practice in Plano, P-C. It would be a very small world if that's where she is.

Heh, nope, she's in Fort Worth.


Hil R. - Oct 14, 2008 7:09:17 pm PDT #8225 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

~ma for P-C's mother.


Shir - Oct 14, 2008 8:42:46 pm PDT #8226 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

BionicHip~ma for P-C's mother.


Polter-Cow - Oct 14, 2008 8:57:15 pm PDT #8227 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha. At first, I read that as BioniChip~ma. And had an image of my mom as Spike.


Shir - Oct 14, 2008 8:58:58 pm PDT #8228 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thee-hee!

(Edit to wonder how is your mother doing now).


omnis_audis - Oct 14, 2008 9:04:40 pm PDT #8229 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

omnis, Dr. Harrington worked with Zimmer on several products as early as the 1960s--your rod was probably produced in my home town.
Cool! Where does my back go for the reunion?


Polter-Cow - Oct 14, 2008 9:24:01 pm PDT #8230 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

(Edit to wonder how is your mother doing now).

She was still recovering from the anesthesia when I called, so I haven't talked to her. But my dad said everything looked fine; the operation went smoothly and all her vitals are good.


Shir - Oct 14, 2008 9:25:34 pm PDT #8231 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good to hear, P-C.


Pix - Oct 14, 2008 10:12:52 pm PDT #8232 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Glad to hear it went well, PC.

Hil, I want to cluestick your co-worker.

Ginger, thanks for the sympathy. Hopefully this higher dose will do the trick. I'm totally with you on this whole intelligent design hoax. The only way my girlybits were designed by an intelligent god is if that god were really distracted or really cruel. Possibly both.

So I'm in bed right now. The lights are out, and I'm supposed to be asleep; I have to be up in less than 6 hours. And yet? Not asleep. Playing with iPhone instead. It's reminding me of all the nights I stayed up past my bedtime and read under the covers with a flashlight, only I don't need the flashlight anymore. It comes built in! I wonder how much this will or already has changed childhood bedtime rituals and clandestine reading?

The problem with doing this as an adult is that I can't really feel like I'm getting away with anything. The only person who's going to be mad at me is future!Kristin, and she's not nearly as much fun to trick. Plus, future Kristin is really cranky at 6 in the morning.


Shir - Oct 14, 2008 10:22:45 pm PDT #8233 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Live the now, Kristin.

And by live the now I mean to say: sleep.