Hee. Ta, Sean. He was such a skeeze. I'm just glad that my awesome lesbo GP was as horrified as I was.
The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - Aug 10, 2008 7:45:35 am PDT #769 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
brenda m - Aug 10, 2008 7:48:43 am PDT #770 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
"[smonster], an extremely attractive 31 yo who is SUPER YUMMY..."
"[smonster], a 31 yo woman whose physical appearance it would be entirely unprofessional for me to remark upon unless and until it becomes relevant to treatment ..."
Hil R. - Aug 10, 2008 7:50:14 am PDT #771 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
When I was at a psychologist for an ADD evaluation, I told him that I'm in math, and he said, "That's interesting. You don't see too many white women in math. Most women in math are Asian. And do you know why? They get their periods later, and so their mathematical ability keeps developing for longer. You must have gotten your period much later than your friends, right?" Me: "I was eleven."
Never went back to him.
Sean K - Aug 10, 2008 7:51:26 am PDT #772 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
QUACKS!
amych - Aug 10, 2008 7:52:00 am PDT #773 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Good lord. I'm suddenly amazed that I made it through my ADD evaluation without encountering any galloping sexism.
Connie Neil - Aug 10, 2008 7:53:15 am PDT #774 of 10001
brillig
I've been thinking about seeing a talky meat person, but I'm afraid of who I'll get in this bastion of "married at 19, three kids by 25". I don't know if anyone around here has the frame of reference to cope with me.
Kevin - Aug 10, 2008 7:57:28 am PDT #775 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Susan W, I need to go on a course like that I think. I'm supposed to be writing a musical puppet show right now. Instead I'm on the interwebs wasting time. It's terrifying.
smonster - Aug 10, 2008 8:11:54 am PDT #776 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
"[smonster], a 31 yo woman whose physical appearance it would be entirely unprofessional for me to remark upon unless and until it becomes relevant to treatment ..."
Yeppers.
Hil, omg. I boggle and @@.
My sis had had a bad experience with the same doc years earlier, though no one remembers exactly what happened.
I love my talky meat therapist. He looks and talks just like Clinton from What Not to Wear, if he were a therapist.
Most unprofessional doc I ever had? A GP who tried to sell me makeup 30 sec after (SERIOUS TMI) her finger was up my, uh, butt. And I was very much in my soft butch "I don't *wear* makeup" stage. This is the same dimwit who years later refused to perform STI tests on my sis and sent her to County Health. Unethical cretin.
haha whoops. spoiler font only works if you actually type the s.
Strix - Aug 10, 2008 8:26:03 am PDT #777 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Holy crap! Those are some INSANE dr. stories!
I am taking a short break from syllabi creation. I am pulling the yearbook and newspaper syllabi (a) from the internet and (b) my ass.
God, how much did I sleep yesterday?! From about 10 pm to 12:45pm Sat, and then from 10pm to 10am today. Over 24 hours, and I feel so much better, and my skin doesn't look like ass. I feel actually functional today.
Barb, your breakfast description is making my salivate. I've had coffee and cigs today (breakfast of insane champions!) and I need to go to the store and to Wal-mart to get groceries and some school stuff. Also, hair dye to get rid of my stripe. Woo.
WindSparrow - Aug 10, 2008 8:31:31 am PDT #778 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Goggling at the bad doctors.