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Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

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Jessica - Oct 01, 2008 5:03:38 pm PDT #7196 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Toddlers and babies have hair-trigger gag reflexes, so it's not unusual for a young kid to be able to cry hard enough to vomit. (Probably an evolutionary countermeasure to the otherwise suicidal "Ooh, something on the floor - I wonder what it tastes like!" curiosity of that age.)

Please don't take this as me being a smart-ass, but because I took calc in high school, this section of the material is just all review for me.

"Please don't take this as me being a smart-ass, but because I'm the teacher, YOU FAIL."

Strix - Oct 01, 2008 5:05:11 pm PDT #7197 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Um. "This is review for me, and therefore I feel I am completely justified in snarking on the fucking teacher even though I still can't DO IT, though I have studied it twice. P.S. Don't teach stuff I am not interested in in, because as many times as I am taught it, I will not pay attention and it is ALL YOUR FAULT, you big meanie. P.P.S. Please don't take this THW WRONG WAY. Love, Dumbass"

Strix - Oct 01, 2008 5:07:53 pm PDT #7198 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Honestly, Hil, I would be so pissed..."So if it's all review, why can't you do it? Moron. Zero credit. And I don't think you were being a smart-ass at all; that would imply intelligence. No love, Teach."

Barb - Oct 01, 2008 5:10:50 pm PDT #7199 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Please don't take this as me being a smart-ass, but because I took calc in high school, this section of the material is just all review for me.

"Please don't take this as me being a smart-ass, but because I'm the teacher, YOU FAIL."

Jess beat me to it. Cripes, Hil, I'd get out the +100 Red Pen of Grading for that one.

Hil R. - Oct 01, 2008 5:11:18 pm PDT #7200 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yes, zero credit on that question. Also, zero credit on the several other questions he got wrong.

amych - Oct 01, 2008 5:11:55 pm PDT #7201 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

"Dear Student, Your ass? Not so much with the smart."

Barb - Oct 01, 2008 5:13:08 pm PDT #7202 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Holy crap, Barb, that is the funniest thing I have seen in my life.

Heh, glad you enjoyed. I love hearing Tennant get his Scottish on.

Deena - Oct 01, 2008 5:29:10 pm PDT #7203 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh! Thanks for reminding me. I listened and laughed, and then Greg had to ask what I was doing, and then turned my monitor around and replayed it... so I'm sitting here twiddling my fingers. I didn't mind, though, it was very funny. Thanks for the link, Barb.

Hil R. - Oct 01, 2008 5:51:14 pm PDT #7204 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, I completely don't understand the logic in that answer. You've already studied it, and so you don't know it? (This is material that high school calculus teachers frequently skip or just go through quickly, so I'm guessing he's concluding, "We didn't study it in high school calc, and thus it's not important.")

sj - Oct 01, 2008 6:34:17 pm PDT #7205 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I get to go snuggle a newborn tomorrow morning. I can't wait. I have a pirate gift bag full of baby goodies waiting by the door.

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