Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Sep 29, 2008 12:14:06 pm PDT #6953 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

COB meeting didn't happen. Apparently 9am tomorrow is the new bat time.

Thank you everyone for the ~ma.

Kitty~ma GC.


Typo Boy - Sep 29, 2008 1:13:59 pm PDT #6954 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah had weird dream last night. New program on TV - CSI: Unsolved Mysteries. Every week they make an episode with the cast of one of the many CSI shows in which they never figure out who the perp is.


Connie Neil - Sep 29, 2008 1:15:10 pm PDT #6955 of 10001
brillig

I like it.


beth b - Sep 29, 2008 1:31:45 pm PDT #6956 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Just answer the phone -- a recruiter for Matt. Loud slightly shrill voice. At least she instantly decided to call his cell.


Laga - Sep 29, 2008 1:36:19 pm PDT #6957 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Loud slightly shrill voice

Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking, just a moment!


Connie Neil - Sep 29, 2008 1:53:52 pm PDT #6958 of 10001
brillig

Ack! The interview will come after a grammar test! I always failed grammar! Intransitive things, and diagramming, and what is that tense!


Scrappy - Sep 29, 2008 1:58:22 pm PDT #6959 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Connie, relax, darling. You are a smart person who knows how to use language. They won't want you to name parts of speech, but they WILL want to know you can differentiate they're/there/their and effect/affect. Also that you know where to put commas. And that you can spot sentence fragments. You might also want to brush up on commonly misspelled words [link]


Dana - Sep 29, 2008 2:04:16 pm PDT #6960 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

connie, I can promise you, in ten years of tech writing, it has never been important for me to be able to diagram a sentence.

Be prepared to rewrite something from passive voice to active voice. Scrappy's suggestions are also good. Make sure you can identify a comma splice.


Connie Neil - Sep 29, 2008 2:04:32 pm PDT #6961 of 10001
brillig

they WILL want to know you can differentiate they're/there/their and effect/affect. Also that you know where to put commas. And that you can spot sentence fragments.

Ha. Fragments. 2 of them, right?

Yes, I'll need to brush up the misspelled words.


Connie Neil - Sep 29, 2008 2:10:20 pm PDT #6962 of 10001
brillig

Make sure you can identify a comma splice.

OH, dear. A comma splice is supposed to be bad, right?