Thanks, JZ. I swear it feel like just yesterday that Matilda was born.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
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sj - Sep 26, 2008 6:41:56 am PDT #6730 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Gadget_Girl - Sep 26, 2008 6:44:23 am PDT #6731 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Copious amounts of ~ma going out to all Buffistas in need.
Fred Pete - Sep 26, 2008 6:46:16 am PDT #6732 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
I'm sorry that I have been spamming the thread so much with mememe lately
Don't apologize. We all need to vent at length sometimes. It's just your turn. And you're holding up very well.
And best wishes for your stepgrandmother.
lisah - Sep 26, 2008 6:47:43 am PDT #6733 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
She thinks she'll be able to use a nursing cover!
Is that the thing that you can drape over to be more modest nursing in public? Or is it something else?
JZ - Sep 26, 2008 6:50:57 am PDT #6734 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Is that the thing that you can drape over to be more modest nursing in public?
That's it. The thing that some babies are fine with but lots of babies completely loathe and will flail and kick and holler at, drawing ten times more attention to the attempt at public nursing than quietly unbuttoning the top two blouse buttons and popping open the nursing bra ever would have.
omnis_audis - Sep 26, 2008 6:54:09 am PDT #6735 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I'm sorry that I have been spamming the thread so much with mememe latelypfft. It's called "Bitches" for multiple reasons. Friends are here to help with the woes, and celebrated the yays.
OK I should be off to work. Blah. Feel like crud. The sinuses are drained, but the cold is still saying "ooh energy! I'll take that from you, thankyouverymuch". Ugg.
lisah - Sep 26, 2008 6:56:00 am PDT #6736 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
The thing that some babies are fine with but lots of babies completely loathe and will flail and kick and holler at, drawing ten times more attention to the attempt at public nursing than quietly unbuttoning the top two blouse buttons and popping open the nursing bra ever would have.
Ah, I was going to say that my friend with a 4-month old has a super cute one that she uses all the time. But her baby is pretty chilled out. You just never know!
Jessica - Sep 26, 2008 7:02:59 am PDT #6737 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
She thinks she'll have time to steam and re-sterilize all her bottles and nipples after every single use! Ah ha ha.
Oh, sterilization. How I laugh at my new mom self when I think back to those naive first days. (Then: ZOMG STERILIZE EVERYTHING! DISTILLED WATER ONLY! Now: Wait, how long was that on the floor? Eh, I mopped last week, it's fine.)
I'd suggest getting her some really cute receiving blankets - they can double as nursing covers, but won't be totally useless if the baby decides that being covered while nursing is EVIL.
hippocampus - Sep 26, 2008 7:03:36 am PDT #6738 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Ah ha ha.
seconding that. And thirding.
lots of babies completely loathe and will flail and kick
if I were a baby, and I was covered up by something branded a "Hootie Hider," I too would flail and kick. I understand the need, and think that whatever works for a mom and baby to feel comfortable is the absolute best thing. But the name. Flail. Kick.
Lisah. you rock like a rocking thing. Thank you for the emails.
I have an appointment with the nurse practitioner at my mom's doctor, 30 minutes away, next Friday. I will now call my new/former doctor and tell them to bite me.
Jessica - Sep 26, 2008 7:07:36 am PDT #6739 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
You know, we've talked about registries before - I think baby registries are the one situation where you can 100% ignore them when shopping for a first-time parent. Because I don't know ANYONE who registered for the right things the first time around. Half the things I registered for? Completely useless. You just have no idea what you'll actually use.