Mr. Jane has "Inebriation Specialist" on his business cards.
Love him just that much more - even though I have never met him.
Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SuziQ - Sep 24, 2008 11:28:53 am PDT #6524 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Barb - Sep 24, 2008 11:30:38 am PDT #6525 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
I like the Urban Decay 24/7 liner. It does smudge after crying, but it cleans up, too.
Thirding.
Also snorgles Vortex
Vortex - Sep 24, 2008 11:31:26 am PDT #6526 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
If they're looking for mixologists, I'm screwed.
You can learn to mix a drink. The shitton of personality you have? Can't be learned.
juliana - Sep 24, 2008 11:31:58 am PDT #6527 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Mr. Jane has "Inebriation Specialist" on his business cards. Just as wordy; far more truthful.
Hee! True that.
Strix - Sep 24, 2008 11:32:43 am PDT #6528 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I cannot believe how sore and tired I am from moving yesterday. I know I've been pretty lazy lately, but it's like someone has hit me over and over with a big stick. Ugh.
Granted, we did pack and move EVERYTHING but the bed and the washer and dryer.
Query: I am hungry. Should I make eggs and toast (only thing in the kitchen) or should I order a yummy veggie pizza?
Vortex - Sep 24, 2008 11:33:57 am PDT #6529 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Order pizza.
Atropa - Sep 24, 2008 11:34:28 am PDT #6530 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Order pizza, Erin.
Strix - Sep 24, 2008 11:35:45 am PDT #6531 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I am ordering pizza.
Yay!
Strix - Sep 24, 2008 11:39:20 am PDT #6532 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yum. The thought of pizza makes me happy. Artichoke hearts, tomato, almonds, zuchini...
Yum. Hungry. Want NOW.
Daisy Jane - Sep 24, 2008 11:40:07 am PDT #6533 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
You know what it is about "mixologist" that's such utter crap-actually this is Mr. Jane's reasoning, it just irked me.
It makes you seem like and sometimes act like you're better than your customers. That's like the antithesis of a good bartender, and I should know, I married the best. We have the certificate to prove it.