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Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?

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Fay - Sep 23, 2008 1:17:17 am PDT #6345 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

11:35 a.m.: A caller reported a man riding in circles on a bicycle on Western Avenue, yelling at passersby and stopping traffic. The man was reported as approximately 50 years old with a patch over one eye. On Sept. 6, a disturbance was reported nearby at Perkins Restaurant, when an older man with an eye patch riding a red bicycle was said to have been yelling profanities. In both cases, officers were unable to locate anyone fitting the description.

PIRATES! On bikes! Awesome!

Tom Scola - Sep 23, 2008 1:39:23 am PDT #6346 of 10001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Erika posted this yesterday:

erikaj "Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?" Sep 22, 2008 11:34:32 am PDT

So, that must be McCain's secret privatization plan. Marry us all to beer heirs.

Here's the Onion headline today:

McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: "Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress"

You think that the Onion is reading b.org, and cribbing ideas from us?

Calli - Sep 23, 2008 2:04:38 am PDT #6347 of 10001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You think that the Onion is reading b.org, and cribbing ideas from us?

Well, that's my plan if I ever get dragged onto the talk/news show circuit. (I'll try to find a way to credit the b.org COMM thread.)

vw bug - Sep 23, 2008 3:28:24 am PDT #6348 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Are they just screwed, or can they then get bennies again?

Not sj, but I think she would then be eligible for SSI (rather than SSDI), as long as she's not getting alimony.

Also, {{{sj}}}. What a screwed up system!

Aims - Sep 23, 2008 4:02:55 am PDT #6349 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Shameless Kid Pic Pimping:

Emeline being an awesome contradiction: [link]

First day of school pics: [link]

[link]

Em and her best friend: [link]

sj - Sep 23, 2008 4:07:44 am PDT #6350 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Not sj, but I think she would then be eligible for SSI (rather than SSDI), as long as she's not getting alimony.

I think vw is right about this. I'd essentially be starting from scratch and have to apply again. It would be a big mess. So, TCG has once again been informed he is not allowed to go anywhere.

OMG, Em look like such a big girl! How did she like school? I love her dress.

d - Sep 23, 2008 4:08:39 am PDT #6351 of 10001

It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Awwww! Ded from cute.

Nora Deirdre - Sep 23, 2008 4:09:12 am PDT #6352 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aw, cutieEm cutehead!

Shir - Sep 23, 2008 4:14:44 am PDT #6353 of 10001

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Aw, Em's so cute!

Barb - Sep 23, 2008 4:18:30 am PDT #6354 of 10001

“Not dead yet!”

Oh sweet jiminies-- cutiehed Em!

Part of me misses those days.

Not enough to relive them. Perhaps just feel a hint of wistfulness.

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