I do not feel hard-core. I feel like Chauncey Gardiner in fucking "Being There" (except not...cognitively impaired)although I have to admit, it can be pretty cool to get paid to write about how hot Dr. House is(gimps in the media. Sorta.) Although the guy that founded Disaboom.com is also Dr. House and is a quad. Reading his press releases always makes me blink.(passes Jilli copy...though the Evil Empire's need for House essays or rambles about Baltimore escapes me.) But you didn't say it had to be relevant, right?
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Sep 19, 2008 12:49:53 pm PDT #6089 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Atropa - Sep 19, 2008 12:53:23 pm PDT #6090 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
But you didn't say it had to be relevant, right?
No, I would say relevance has very little to do with the content I'm waiting for.
erikaj - Sep 19, 2008 12:58:39 pm PDT #6091 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Ok, then, we're good. I've got lots of copy, then. (There was a teacher at my high school that had a much-suspected drinking problem, and basically, if it "looked right"in having numbers of text blocks, it got a b. So my friend Jon once wrote half a paper on the Northwest Passage and half on his favorite color and stuff. He got an A-.)
EpicTangent - Sep 19, 2008 1:04:56 pm PDT #6092 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
So my friend Jon once wrote half a paper on the Northwest Passage and half on his favorite color and stuff. He got an A-.
This is so awesome. I often threaten to put a dirty limerick in the middle of some document to confirm whether anybody actually reads them before approving, but through different two jobs now, I still haven't actually done it. Guess Jon's got more balls...so to speak.
erikaj - Sep 19, 2008 1:12:39 pm PDT #6093 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
It still took five more YEARS for that teacher to get so sloppy that they let him go. my brother had him too.
brenda m - Sep 19, 2008 1:19:44 pm PDT #6094 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
So my friend Jon once wrote half a paper on the Northwest Passage and half on his favorite color and stuff. He got an A-.
That's hardly a fair example. Your brain would be eaten by earworms long before you got to the second half.
DCJensen - Sep 19, 2008 2:27:17 pm PDT #6095 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
DCJensen - Sep 19, 2008 2:34:23 pm PDT #6096 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
That reminds me, the real Northwest Passage opened up for passage without the use of icebreakers on August 25, for oly the second year on record. The first time was last year.
Global warming? Obviously a myth.
t Infinite eye roll
Gadget_Girl - Sep 19, 2008 2:42:59 pm PDT #6097 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Suffering from Equus envy over people seeing past and present productions!
Draconian Dictator hit a new annoying point today. School mascot is the Pirate so he came on the morning TV show with a pirate hat, an eye patch, a fake earring, a stuffed parrot and ahook and gave his morning 'words of wisdom' (aka ramblings that no one cares about or listens to) in "pirate speak".
Painful doesn't begin to describe the experience. Please send the goon squad, fast!
Pix - Sep 19, 2008 3:03:04 pm PDT #6098 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Oh dear gods. The AC has broken. None of the windows in the front half of our bungalow open because they are all historic and broken. It is roughly 8 billion degrees. Cats are flopped on the floor looking reproachful. Dog is outside where, at 85 degrees, it is cooler. Landlady is attempting to track down the "guy who installed them" who she knows through "a friend of a friend." Great. That always ends well.