She just... she just did the math.

Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Sep 15, 2008 12:17:20 am PDT #5590 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

What Windsparrow said.

Also, amusing anecdote from school today (well, I think it's funny):

UnfortunatelyNamed(9yearold)Child: He just called me BlackShit*!

Teacher: Who did?

UnfortunatelyNamedChild: Him! (points at Atman, a feisty five year old boy with long braid hanging down his back, a very pretty wee face and a snotty nose - who, incidentally, really has no room to mock other kids' names, with a brother called Arpit, but that's beside the point)

Teacher: Atman, Akshit says you were rude about his name! We don't do that here.

Akshit (who, it must be said, IS a bit of a little shit at times) nods emphatically.

Atman looks thoughtful.

Atman: Okay. Sorry.

five minutes pass by.

Akshit: Teacher! Teacher!

Teacher: Yes?

Akshit: Now he called me a fucker!

( *in another context I might have read this as racist, but given that both kids are the same ethnicity, I just read it as fairly impressive - albeit highly inappropriate and offensive - wordplay and an incisive assessment of Akshit's character.)


Gadget_Girl - Sep 15, 2008 12:22:30 am PDT #5591 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

~ma for Hil's cousin.


vw bug - Sep 15, 2008 1:42:37 am PDT #5592 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Mom and I were talking about the gifts after and she said it was because people don't think I'm ''like that'' whatever that means.

This is my take--that was entirely NOT the place. That was a really classy shower. It would have never occurred to me to give you lingerie in that setting--more because of who I knew would be there rather than you.

~ma to Hil's cousin.


vw bug - Sep 15, 2008 2:12:37 am PDT #5593 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

And it gets its own post.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NORA!


Barb - Sep 15, 2008 2:33:15 am PDT #5594 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Oooh, happy birthday, NORA!


Anne W. - Sep 15, 2008 2:48:02 am PDT #5595 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Happy birthday, Nora!


Anne W. - Sep 15, 2008 2:48:38 am PDT #5596 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Happy birthday, Nora!


Anne W. - Sep 15, 2008 2:51:02 am PDT #5597 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Happy birthday, Nora!


Tom Scola - Sep 15, 2008 2:53:28 am PDT #5598 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Happy birthday, Nora!


d - Sep 15, 2008 3:11:52 am PDT #5599 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Happy Birthday, Nora!

Yay honeymoon, GC and Wife!

Hil, ma for your cousin. I hope everything works out.

Gronk. Sore. We're going to try to get some bodywork today.