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This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

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Laura - Sep 11, 2008 1:45:50 pm PDT #5387 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

New post for Super Porny Pants Birthday Girl.

I first found the Bitches thread on WX in September 2001 when searching for something to escape the endless horrible news. A distraction. Back then it was a tradition to give gifts of porn on birthdays, but writing those gems is not one of my talents.

So, for Trudy, a brief collection from the archives of Birthday wishes from 7 years ago.

Scrappy
Trudy- this is a sad day, but the fact that we get to celebrate wonderful YOU is a bright spot in it. Happy Birthday, you pornalicious, hella funny, talented Theater Babe, you!

Sumiko
Happy Birthday Trudy!! Many Spikey returns.

Amy Parker
Now can I sing my birthday song to Trudy?

Elena B
Your birthday is something to be celebrated. A beacon of porn in the darkness.

Scrappy
Trudy- my B-day is on the day they dropped the atom bomb, which I always hated, but at least it wasn't an event I lived through. I feel for you, Dollface. You are so worth celebrating.

Trudy
Scrappy, we should start a club.
We could invite people born on December 7th, etc.
We could call it the Happy FUCKING Birthday Club.

Rio
I want to join. Even though I was born in May.

Dana
We love you Trudy

Angus
Trudy! Good to hear from you. And, well, happy birthday.

This flashback birthday post brought to you by the letters P O R and N.

Sean K - Sep 11, 2008 3:18:12 pm PDT #5388 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

S is off the ventilator.

She's not out of the woods, by a long shot. She's still encephalopathic, and having occasional bouts of hallucinations, and she's in some discomfort because of some of the tubes they have poking her in uncomfortable places, but she is OFF the VENTILATOR.

This is a huge relief.

Hil R. - Sep 11, 2008 3:19:12 pm PDT #5389 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That's great, Sean.

Barb - Sep 11, 2008 3:20:48 pm PDT #5390 of 10001

“Not dead yet!”

That's wonderful, Sean.

Gadget_Girl - Sep 11, 2008 3:21:04 pm PDT #5391 of 10001

Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

What wonderful news, Sean.

amych - Sep 11, 2008 3:24:23 pm PDT #5392 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fantastic news, Sean!

Laura - Sep 11, 2008 3:30:53 pm PDT #5393 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

That is good to hear, Sean.

I had to catch up to read all the homework commiseration posts. I really appreciate the comments. DH and I were both miserable failures at HS and yet we went on to do exceptionally well in college. And not so much failures in life. Still it is natural to want the boys to do better than we did. There isn't a thing in the world my parents could have done that would have made me perform better in HS. We'll just continue with the combo of rewards for no zeros in the homework column and denial of privilege when appropriate. It would be nice if parenting was all rewarding.

Now, to eat cheese enchiladas. yum yum

Jessica - Sep 11, 2008 3:42:03 pm PDT #5394 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sean, YAY. Off the ventilator is EXCELLENT.

Sparky1 - Sep 11, 2008 3:45:09 pm PDT #5395 of 10001

Librarian Warlord

That's good news, Sean. She's in my thoughts, as are you.

Steph L. - Sep 11, 2008 3:47:10 pm PDT #5396 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Sean, that's GREAT news -- you said it yourself yesterday: the longer she was on the vent, the harder it would be to get her off it, so this is VERY good.

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