Oh, Hamlet. You so fucked up, dude.
"It is to be
Or Not to Be
That Is the question
That I ask of me."
From the immortal Gilligan as Hamlet musical version.
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
Spike ,'Selfless'
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DavidS - Sep 06, 2008 9:53:49 am PDT #4687 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sean K - Sep 06, 2008 9:56:06 am PDT #4688 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
SHAKESPEAREAN TEXTUAL THROWDOWN!
Calli - Sep 06, 2008 9:56:28 am PDT #4689 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Your incessant monologizing fills the castle with ennui
Your antic disposition is embarrassing to see
And by the way you sulky brat the answer is To Be
You're driving poor Ophelia insane
So shut up you rogue and peasant
Grow up it's most unpleasant
Cheer up you melancholy Dane
--from the potentially immortal Slings and Arrows song.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2008 9:57:14 am PDT #4690 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
SHAKESPEAREAN TEXTUAL THROWDOWN!
Good thing Jen's in the house. And Juliana and Fay. This could be a battle royale.
Barb - Sep 06, 2008 9:59:20 am PDT #4691 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
Good thing Jen's in the house. And Juliana and Fay. This could be a battle royale.
Word.
Anyone got popcorn?
::sits back to watch::
Jen - Sep 06, 2008 10:04:24 am PDT #4692 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
I save my Shakespearean throwdowns for the Sonnets. I claim no expertise of Hamlet, or any of the plays, though my amateur opinion of this particular scene sides with Teppy.
Laga - Sep 06, 2008 10:04:43 am PDT #4693 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I once heard a docent at the Art Institute of Chicago explain to a bunch of tourists that the women in Seurat's Afternoon at the Isle of La Grande Jatte were all in fact prostitutes so perhapes the whore is in the eye of the beholder.
Hil R. - Sep 06, 2008 10:05:43 am PDT #4694 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I think I agree with Teppy in this one, too.
Sean K - Sep 06, 2008 10:06:36 am PDT #4695 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I save my Shakespearean throwdowns for the Sonnets.
Nobody kicks Sonnet ass like you. I still laugh when I hear someone use the Sonnets as a profession of undying love, thanks to you.
Sean K - Sep 06, 2008 10:08:11 am PDT #4696 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Huh. For some reason the entendre just doesn't seem to work for me, but it's taken me a while in the past to wrap my head around some of Shakespeare's jokes and entendres.