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omnis_audis - Sep 06, 2008 8:54:47 am PDT #4674 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

vw, glad you are ok. Sorry if I was mom hen there. I just remember reading changing session times and meds and then stressy things happening then silence. Pfft, who needs leather pants, vw is going supery on us naturally.

Ok, iPhone typing too slow. I'm bitter & angry that I have to be at work.

Strix - Sep 06, 2008 9:00:52 am PDT #4675 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Your slide into villainy took all of ten minutes.

I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way.

(And apparently, as just FULL of lines this morning.)

She's Catwoman looking for a Batman

This strikes me as a fairly funny personal ad line. I may try it.

ION, I just spent the last 25 minutes applying for a proofreader position at an ad agency. Their ad was full of typos.

Calli - Sep 06, 2008 9:03:19 am PDT #4676 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I just spent the last 25 minutes applying for a proofreader position at an ad agency. Their ad was full of typos.

Good to know they'll really, really need you.

Jen - Sep 06, 2008 9:18:21 am PDT #4677 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

She's Catwoman looking for a Batman

What about Catwoman looking for another Catwoman? Damnit, the hot girl-on-girl action is always an afterthought.

Strix - Sep 06, 2008 9:18:38 am PDT #4678 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I was tempted to send it back to 'em proofed, but I didn't know if it was a test, or if I might offend the person who wrote it. So I just cut and pasted things into my cover letter, and corrected them.

Sean K - Sep 06, 2008 9:23:41 am PDT #4679 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Have the Facbookistas and Shakespeare fans seen this?

Hamlet written as a Facebook news feed.

DavidS - Sep 06, 2008 9:24:50 am PDT #4680 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What about Catwoman looking for another Catwoman? Damnit, the hot girl-on-girl action is always an afterthought.

Catwoman / Batgirl
Harley / Ivy
Wonder Woman / Storm
Jen / Erin...

Jen - Sep 06, 2008 9:28:51 am PDT #4681 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

I like the way you think, David.

Laga - Sep 06, 2008 9:35:47 am PDT #4682 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent

so nunnery != whorehouse?

Sean K - Sep 06, 2008 9:41:20 am PDT #4683 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

so nunnery != whorehouse?

Um, no. Hamlet follows his "Get thee to a nunnery" line by asking Ophelia why she would want to be a breeder of sinners.

Hamlet has become revolted by sex, because of his mother's o'er hasty remarriage to Claudius. He's telling her to live a life of celibacy, if she wants to find happiness.

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