You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Sep 05, 2008 8:26:52 pm PDT #4616 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Zen might have tobe the word.Sorry , David. We went to a concert tonight. -- at the silent film theater -- during the break they showed a Laural and hardy silent film. disaster= funny for them. any way we saw the Blusin roulettes tonight - a mendicino group --- listen to Bless my soul -- a bitches song if I ever heard one

[link]


beth b - Sep 05, 2008 8:28:42 pm PDT #4617 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

funny - turns out there was a quake thatwe missed - mostly likely because we were demanding an encore


DCJensen - Sep 05, 2008 8:30:08 pm PDT #4618 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Study Buddhism. Be a baseball player.

Sounds like Captain Sisco.


DCJensen - Sep 05, 2008 8:33:35 pm PDT #4619 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Is it wrong that whenever I see a shot of Sarah Palin, the song Smiling Faces comes to mind?


Frankenbuddha - Sep 05, 2008 8:56:18 pm PDT #4620 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ION: Bill O'Reilly wrote a fairly positive column about Obama: [link]

Huh. Did Governor Umbridge say something mean about Draco O'Reilly?


Sean K - Sep 05, 2008 9:30:58 pm PDT #4621 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think this might actually belong in Beep Me, but

Make the next four days count. They turn on the Large Hadron Collider on September 10th.


Typo Boy - Sep 05, 2008 10:38:05 pm PDT #4622 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

omnis_audis - Sep 05, 2008 10:57:44 pm PDT #4623 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

has anyone heard from VW?? A lil worried. I've been skimming a lil. But.

IOmeN. I played my first poker night at new job. Texas Hold'em (of course). I kinda hate that game. But I came in 3rd!! Doubled my money! $10. Bad news is, I gotta be at work tomorrow. :: sigh:: I shouldn't be. Grrrr.


Fay - Sep 06, 2008 12:04:09 am PDT #4624 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

So, rainy season?

Is RAINY.

Which is all well and good when you are (a) indoors or (b) in a taxi (except when the taxi starts to float), but not so good when you are (c) obliged to walk.

...

...

Seriously. At first I was squeaking with distress as my shoes filled with water when I stepped in an inch or two of puddle. A little later, as we were fording our way down the middle of the road almost knee-deep and my shoes were in danger of floating away, and I was alternating between howls of laughter and threatening assertions that the goddamn restaurant BETTER BE REALLY GOOD INDEED, I had a slightly better sense of perspective on those puddles. I was also trying really hard NOT to think about my coworker getting one of the thumb-sized cockroaches up his trousers when he did the same thing last year. It didn't occur to me to worry about snakes, though - which my friend, in her lovely high heels, was more than half expecting to stumble across.

Particularly impressive, back when we were trying to avoid walking calf-deep through the water, was the point at which all four of us (dressed up to the nines) flung umberellas over a fence and scrabbled over it, only to realise a few paces later that we were still going to have to plunge back into the water once we got to the end of this brief island of comparative dryness.

I can't remember laughing harder for Quite. Some. Time.

(By the time we left the restaurant, several hours later, the street was bone dry. Business as usual.)


sj - Sep 06, 2008 4:09:25 am PDT #4625 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Most of the channels on my television are frozen again. This is the third day in a row. I don't think my cable company understands the importance of season premieres or baseball games.