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But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gadget_Girl - Aug 31, 2008 5:31:41 pm PDT #3904 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Ginger - Aug 31, 2008 5:31:58 pm PDT #3905 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It would be so much easier if we were all hatched from eggs wrapped up in $100 bills.
I'm an advocate of spontaneous generation.
My mother has never let go of any perceived slight, including the many that were created entirely in her own brain. My mother's translation of the world:
"You don't need to bring anything to the party" = "She thinks she's a better cook than I am."
"I have a good recipe for chocolate pie." = "She thinks she's a better cook than I am."
"My friend showed me how to make this hospital corner in a sheet" = "You think I do everything wrong."
Anything I've ever said I liked that someone else does = "You think I do everything wrong."
She has a mind like a steel trap, and she never lets any of those mice go.
Trudy Booth - Aug 31, 2008 6:05:29 pm PDT #3906 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You know what? It's not. For most of my life, I would have thought so. But however I came by this hard-won mental health, I don't actually think that my mom thinking I'm prettier than she is is a plus. Because I don't think it's a competition. Anymore.
Oh fine, be all evolved and emotionally secure and shit. I'm going to sit here and snigger a bit.
Pix - Aug 31, 2008 6:06:20 pm PDT #3907 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Wow, Ginger, you just gave me flashbacks to my ex-MiL.
Steph L. - Aug 31, 2008 6:09:08 pm PDT #3908 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm going to sit here and snigger a bit.
At least *I'm* not 62 years old!
....wait. Wrong person.
Sorry, sorry. Carry on.
WindSparrow - Aug 31, 2008 6:14:58 pm PDT #3909 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
How to make your own ruby slippers: [link] Two methods.
Tom Scola - Aug 31, 2008 6:17:23 pm PDT #3910 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
How to make your own ruby slippers
Step 1: Fling your ranch-style house into the air...
billytea - Aug 31, 2008 6:20:43 pm PDT #3911 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Step 1: Fling your ranch-style house into the air...
I learned the other day that The Wizard of Oz once prompted a summary for the TV Guide thus: "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again."
Gadget_Girl - Aug 31, 2008 6:23:19 pm PDT #3912 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
The Wizard of Oz once prompted a summary for the TV Guide thus: "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again."
BWAH!
Vortex - Aug 31, 2008 6:23:29 pm PDT #3913 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Sometimes I forget there are families where that isn't an occasion to wipe down your phone and get your story straight.
BWAH!!! My brother and I both found this hilarious. thanks for the laugh.