You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Aug 27, 2008 1:34:21 pm PDT #3429 of 10001
brillig

Possibly call a local greenhouse to find out who's around?


brenda m - Aug 27, 2008 1:35:49 pm PDT #3430 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Or a Little League team with a couple of strong pitchers?


sarameg - Aug 27, 2008 1:40:52 pm PDT #3431 of 10001

Arborist.


Pix - Aug 27, 2008 1:42:38 pm PDT #3432 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

GC, Momo is adorable, and she looks SO MUCH like our Seamus! Also, I don't think there's a thing wrong with changing your minds about the MiL's ticket. If I were DW's mom, I'd be thrilled by the offer of $350 towards my ticket as a Chirstmas gift. You two are the only ones who will feel badly about not being able to pay it all, and that's just silly. She'll never know that was even an option, you generous soul, you.

Ginger, ick on the mosquitoes. Man, I miss a lot about the east, but not those. Also, you and Calli and Barb and anyone else in the path of storms/tornadoes--stay safe!

Oh, Erin, honey, I'm so sorry. That just sucks. It's so hard starting at a new school and having to run the asshole-student gauntlet. Hang in there. You'll have them wrapped around your finger in no time. In the meantime, just remind them that you're one of those teachers who truly cares about her students and is pretty damned cool to boot. Torturing you is only shooting themselves in the foot. They'll figure it out sooner or later. {{{{{Erin}}}}}

meara, sorry your friend couldn't make it. I completely know what you mean about needing someone else around to motivate you to get stuff done.

I'm sad to hear about Del Martin. And Brenda, I'm also hopeful about Michelle Obama's appearance at the GLBT luncheon.

Kristin, are you feeling any better? Are you doped to the gills?

Thanks for asking, Hec. I'm feeling better because of the massive amounts of Vicoden and ibuprofen in my system at the moment, but it's beginning to wear off. I need to take some more Vicoden shortly. Oddly, I don't feel doped up in the least. The pain has been so intense that all the morphine overnight and Vidoden now has done is take the edge off.

Why are girly parts so freaking annoying?

A question for the ages. Seeing my ovaries choked with cysts in the ultrasounds again made me want to cry. It was bad enough when they were just a sign of my infertility in years past, but now they actually scare me. I really don't want to go through this again.


Pix - Aug 27, 2008 1:50:24 pm PDT #3433 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Uh oh. I didn't mean to kill the thread with my ovaries.


ChiKat - Aug 27, 2008 1:55:00 pm PDT #3434 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Kristin}} Honey, I hope you feel better soon. I'm glad you have decent drugs, but when it just takes the edge off? That sucks.

{{{{{{Erin}}}}}} I am so so sorry about today. Those kids suck and you, unfortunately, have to deal with them. Which sucks even more.

You know, I quite like teaching stuff. I'm not so big on the supervising and scolding thing. That gets old.

Oh, my, yes yes yes yes.


askye - Aug 27, 2008 2:01:17 pm PDT #3435 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Erin that sucks.

Kristin I'm really sorry you're having to deal with this on top of everything else.

I almost fell out when I saw my utility bill -- $280!!! for one month! And I knew they were raising the rates, but based on what the previous months bills have been at my new location (the City has a look up) that's nearly $100 more. Then I found fees I was told I wouldn't be charged. I'm call the City tomorrow.

Friday Mom and I are going to see the nephew! I was going alone but my SIL is going to go shoot the wedding on Saturday (2 weeks after her C section!) and they'll be gone for about 15 hours and didn't want any 1 person to be stuck with Evan, so we're going to be tag teaming.

And I have a sweet and kinda sad story relating to my cousin, J, who passed away in June (and was a massage therapist) Our Aunt B has been having unexplained leg pains and she had her youngest grandson over (this is my older cousin's youngest boy), he's about 6. He asked if her legs were hurting and then said "Sit down and I'll rub them." so he started rubbing her legs and then he looked up and said "When I grow up I want to be a massage therapist."

I got all sniffly when I heard that.


SuziQ - Aug 27, 2008 2:09:57 pm PDT #3436 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Crappity - chipped a tooth. Now I gotta hustle and figure out my dental coverage claim form crap. I am so dental phobic, this SUCKS. I already found a dentist, basically just grabbed a name off the provider list and "lucked out" with a 7am appt tomorrow. Oh f*cking joy.


Barb - Aug 27, 2008 2:09:57 pm PDT #3437 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Oh Erin, big huge hugs and a pox on motherfucking obnoxious students. A big ass pox.

Kristin, you take your Vic and stay nice and gently doped until this passes-- all I've ever had is fibroids that have developed in the past few years and I know how hard those little fuckers can hurt when they flare up-- I can't even begin to imagine what you're dealing with.

Okay, Universe and 2008, the Voodoo dolls will be coming out in full force if we don't get a respite for the last four months of the year. We've had it with you.


Gadget_Girl - Aug 27, 2008 2:28:44 pm PDT #3438 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Okay, Universe and 2008, the Voodoo dolls will be coming out in full force if we don't get a respite for the last four months of the year. We've had it with you.

Barb, we'll get together and fill the Voodoo dolls with lots of sharp, pointy pins.