I would make a paste of oxyclean and laundrey detergent and sort of soak the whole thing, and scrub and scrub with a brush, and repeat as needed. I would make sure to get the whole thing and not just the stained area, because the Oxy-clean may whiten unevenly. I have used this method to clean really nasty costumes, but it has taken a lot of elbow grease and determination as well.

I think at this point I'd just be throwing it all out. But I am hella lazy about that kind of thing.

I'm amazed that OxyClean works. The guy who shills it is such a snake oil salesman.

I'm amazed that OxyClean works. The guy who shills it is such a snake oil salesman.

Not to mention the Magic Erasers, originally hyped by the tools on The Apprentice.

So Hec's umbrella farm was nifty, this is my favorite place at my work, the pool room [link]

And coworker's adoreable poodle, Dorian Grey, [link]

I'm amazed that OxyClean works. The guy who shills it is such a snake oil salesman.

Billy Mays of the Hair That Doesn't Move! (That's what Nate and Abby call him.)

And there's a guy who trumps ol' Billy in the scary snake oil salesman category-- he's this frenetic twerp who shills this rag called a "Sham-Wow."

homonyms?

yes but there's more to the term to describe the fact that they are pronounced differently and have different meanings like anto-something-homonyms.

he's this frenetic twerp who shills this rag called a "Sham-Wow."

Oh, I've seen him. He looks like he's in a mall somewhere, with his headset and his shadiness.

I found homograph but I thought there was a two-word term.

Missing Emily and Her Brains.

My brains were really very boring while I was in California, you realize. Heck, they're pretty boring now.

He looks like he's in a mall somewhere, with his headset and his shadiness.

Oh, I absolutely agree, but... don't you kind of want one anyway? I haven't been this tempted since the Magic Bullet (miniblender, not minivibrator).