The answer for buffistas is to marry a librarian.
Zoe: So you two were kissin'? Book: Well. Isn't that... special?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - Aug 22, 2008 7:14:28 am PDT #2739 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Connie Neil - Aug 22, 2008 7:16:35 am PDT #2740 of 10001
brillig
story that involved Antiques Roadshow
I wanna read the adventures of the twin appraisers! They can join up with Mike Rowe and fight crime! With special guest appearances by the old guy in the wheelchair and his furniture moving minions.
d - Aug 22, 2008 7:17:00 am PDT #2741 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
I'm avoiding my library because I have a book I need to take back and it's way way overdue. It's a little paperback so I doubt there's a waiting list for it, but I'm still avoiding the library out of shame. I will find it or at least replace it at some point. Thankfully they max out the fine at $10 per item. Yes, I know this from experience, although from one dvd mistake when I returned one of my personal dvds instead of the library one. Oops! It's $.25/day for books, and $3/day for dvds at my branch.
vw bug - Aug 22, 2008 7:18:22 am PDT #2742 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
The answer for buffistas is to marry a librarian.
Clearly!
Glamcookie - Aug 22, 2008 7:19:26 am PDT #2743 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Really?????? I thought you were supposed to love your children!
Deena - Aug 22, 2008 7:20:15 am PDT #2744 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Cash, my mom certainly thought it was the right answer for me. Considering how I've devoured books all my life, she was surprised no one had thought of it sooner.
I'm going to be in a research study on Tuesday for arthritis. The screener was so excited, "Oh, you qualify! We almost never get someone who can't afford the medication!"
I'm so happy I could make her day.
Kathy A - Aug 22, 2008 7:22:20 am PDT #2745 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I wanna read the adventures of the twin appraisers! They can join up with Mike Rowe and fight crime! With special guest appearances by the old guy in the wheelchair and his furniture moving minions.
Hee!! The perky female interest can be the sports memorabilia appraiser (love her!), and the evil bad guy is the doll appraiser (he gives me the creeps for some reason, maybe because he never manages to crack a smile).
Fay - Aug 22, 2008 7:28:51 am PDT #2746 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Also, I confess I am one of the Buffistas who can't be trusted with a library card. I know myself well enough to have realised (albeit it took a while) that it is just Not A Good Idea. Cheaper to buy the damn book in the first place, for me. I wish it were not so, but a lifetime of library fines has persuaded me that this is one of those things I'm not very good at.
Which sucks. I mean, when I was a kid/teenager I used to go to the library with a carrier bag tucked in my pocket. Biggest haul was 42 books, iirc. Which I returned in a mostly timely fashion - but as I got older, the promptness of the book-returning began to get, ah, less prompt. Yeah.
And then after a certain number of weeks it just gets very embarrassing, and my Run Away impulse kicks in.
So in the end I fled the country.
Aims - Aug 22, 2008 7:32:24 am PDT #2747 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The answer for buffistas is to marry a librarian.
Or become one!!
Connie Neil - Aug 22, 2008 7:49:03 am PDT #2748 of 10001
brillig
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.
"Call me Bob."