like puberty?

No.

That's why he wants me to have sex. What the hell do you do with your avocados, woman?

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I can't imagine being allergic to avocado! That would be so sad.

Cranky pants mostly stayed off. I went to the mall and read books after work. And then I went and got cuban food, though it wasn't really great. Somehow it was only OK. It was another branch of the place I went with Burrell and her family last time I was in town. The tostones were meh...but they were still tostones, man. Which is to say, more tostones than I usually eat in Seattle! The maduros are kinda gross though, somehow. And the moros are dry as heck, and the flan....but still. All in all, it's probably better than what I ate last night from the grocery store. Except for the pluot. The pluot last night was pretty darn yummy.

Um. People said stuff, and I read it, and now I forgot it.

Sorry about the dumping, Torque. Drinking is good, but not so much that your head hurts in the morning, cause then it's nto good. I've learned that lesson.

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I can't imagine being allergic to avocado! That would be so sad.

JZ is allergic to avocado, which really impinges on the vegetarian options in California. Also, she loved avocado and didn't develop the allergy until her early adulthood.

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What the hell do you do with your avocados, woman?

Avocados are the Porny Pants of the Fruit/Vegetable kingdom, man. Their name means testicle for heaven's sake.

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Valid point.

I would be heartbroken if Benedryl weren't an option for me. I love avocados. A lot. People tried to guilt me into giving them up. Now they just ask if I took my drugs. It's a good compromise.

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I got Jen hugs! This totally made my night, which was otherwise pretty crappy.

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{{{WindSparrow}}}

{{{Torque}}}

{{{Sean}}}

And, for good measure, {{{Bitches}}} (that last hug was given with a side of grope).

It's 1 am here. I have to be up in 5 hours. I am not tired. Blech.

Yep, first day back to school. No kids tomorrow, just meetings. Tomorrow morning should be fun, it's the district kick-off. The marching band will perform. Yay!

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Guess who is still awake. This is NOT COOL. Even with the nap I took after work. The sleep dep is getting to me.

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Um. People said stuff, and I read it, and now I forgot it.

Oh shit! If Meara can't pull a "Meara", I'm doomed!!!

OK, I'll try. I skimmed a bunch. It's late. Another long day at work. Tomorrow looks to be the same. Here we go... :: cracks knuckles ::

So it looks like I'll have a place to move into by the first week of September. This is good news, as I need to get the hell out of this apartment ASAP.

Yipee! You need some boxes? I still got a bunch. More than welcome to them. Good luck with the new place. Good luck with the packing. And lots of {{{}}} cuz it aint gonna be easy.

Sorry to be such a total whiner, but I've got to drive back to Los Angeles in a few minutes and I'm so sick and tired of either driving or living out of a suitcase. I've been essentially living out of a suitcase since the F2F.

Dude, if anyone has a right to whine right now, it's totally you. :: dusts off whine box so ND can stand atop :: We are all here for ya. (see a few posts below)

The departments at the hospital clearly aren't talking to each other, and this woman clearly hasn't checked into mom's medical history.

Wow, did they give you the intern or something? What The Fargo is going on over there. Crazy I say.

ND, what hospital is she in? I'll totally track someone down. I am SO good at this shit.

This has got to be one of the most beautiful things I've witnessed in a long time. In 10 minutes too! I mean. WOW! OK, I gotta stop, allergies are kicking in. Dunno what I'm allergic to, but it's make the screen blurry. I love my Bitches!!!! {{{{{ Bitches }}}}}

Speaking of, I had a phenomenal first day as New Faculty Coordinator!

Sweet! That is AWESOME Pix!!!!

Sorry for the meme, but I just had to share the squee.

Don't be sorry! Scream it from the roof tops! Its great to see GOOD news coming from the PPoP. :: starts to hum "Happy Days Are Here Again" ::

I think there was more. But I am tired. And I should have been in bed hours ago. Today was 14 hours. Tomorrow will be as well. Oy. BUT! I did have something good happen. Well, I gotta give it a couple days to really claim it. Walking into the building, on the wet ground, I spot a folded piece of paper. Curious, it has a green hue to it. Holy mother of gad, it's a folded 100 bill!!! Surely a patron dropped it in the rain, and is missing it. I head to the box office and ask if someone has lost money. Nope. Um. The B.O. manager says "looks like you got a keeper". I said to let me know if anyone comes for it, that I'd hold onto it for awhile. What do you think? A week or so? It's $100 freakin' bucks! I'd sure be missing that... but I sure could use it too.

Oh ya, and like TWO posts of me in COMM! Crazy. I'm settin' them up, and BT is knockin' em down. Dude! We should do a show! VEGAS BABY!

OK, clearly tired now. babbling. mwah! OKloveYaByeBye!

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¡Buenos días! ¡Tiempo de trabajo!

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