Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Aug 20, 2008 5:19:56 am PDT #2378 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Happy Birthday, Fay!

Cute pics of CJ, Suzi.

My official statement on the day so far is "meh."


Sean K - Aug 20, 2008 5:21:04 am PDT #2379 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm tired and sore. I wanted to sleep in this morning, since I didn't have to work today.

I did not, for various reasons I will not go into. But now I'm tired and sore and cranky, and I want my own apartment already.


hippocampus - Aug 20, 2008 5:21:26 am PDT #2380 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Hey, Sox? I just added you in LJ. I don't know why I hadn't before. I'm amy37.

SWEET


Barb - Aug 20, 2008 5:22:33 am PDT #2381 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

This is the view out my windows today and for the foreseeable future.

I'm rather okay with this since I'm a rain bunny.


JZ - Aug 20, 2008 5:34:12 am PDT #2382 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Happy birthday, Fay! We are all so lucky to know you in all your multifaceted snarky sexy adventurous wise loveliness. The day of your birth was a fortunate day for everyone who's ever met you.

Accomplishments of the day so far are: (a) dishes (mostly) washed and (b) coffee made and (mostly) consumed. Other than that, I've been beset by Matilda in a rare clingy-on-Mommy mood, draping herself on me and clinging to my neck and begging, "Holdy Mommy!" and "Cuddle!" and sometimes patting me on the head like I've been a good dog. She also wants me to post everything in ASSCAPS, but so far I've thwarted her.

"In God we trust" really needs to go, mostly because of many Americans not in fact trusting in God, partly because it feels like a violation of the whole render-unto-Caesar/render-unto-God distinction, and partly because despite all the recent do-overs our money is still so butt-fuckin'-ugly it's really an insult to God (not to mention graphic design and the art of engraving and practically every other creative endeavor in existence except possibly the guitar solo, and possibly our money insults even that, but at least our money doesn't claim to trust it on every single bill and coin).

Though maybe it should say, "In guitar solos we trust." In Latin.


vw bug - Aug 20, 2008 5:40:52 am PDT #2383 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I am a horrible girlfriend.

CBD has been up most of the night nauseated and miserable. So, I just asked him if he was up for any breakfast and, if so, what?

He responded, "Do we have any bacon?"

I said, "Yes, are you kidding me?"

He's eating oatmeal made with blueberry juice and a banana.


Miracleman - Aug 20, 2008 5:42:16 am PDT #2384 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Miracleman should take a look at xkcd today.

BWAH!!


Barb - Aug 20, 2008 5:42:43 am PDT #2385 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

So, I just asked him if he was up for any breakfast and, if so, what?

When I have an upset stomach, I inevitably want Buffalo wings.


Sean K - Aug 20, 2008 5:45:02 am PDT #2386 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Though maybe it should say, "In guitar solos we trust." In Latin.

I found an online Latin translator to try and translate this for you.

The damned thing did not like the words "guitar" "trust" or "we" so I only got the Latinate "solace"


WindSparrow - Aug 20, 2008 5:48:23 am PDT #2387 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Smonster, I can't tell you how happy I am that you COMMed my dad.