CBD must really love me.
He has just agreed to go to my nephew's big 1st birthday party in Kansas. I even told him about the scary people that will probably be there!
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CBD must really love me.
He has just agreed to go to my nephew's big 1st birthday party in Kansas. I even told him about the scary people that will probably be there!
He has just agreed to go to my nephew's big 1st birthday party in Kansas.
Yeah, I wouldn't go to Kansas for a one year old nephew's birthday party. Must be love.
I wouldn't go to Kansas for a one year old nephew's birthday party. Must be love.
I concur.
I concur.
I mean, I wouldn't even go to my own nephew's one year birthday party if it weren't drivable. And you couldn't get me to Kansas on a bet. Kansas City, Mo - sure. I could see Gud or Erin and have a pork loin sandwich. But Kansas (state of) - no.
Yep, Kansas would be a stretch for me as well. I'd do just about anything for friends or family, though.
Aw, Hec, what's the matter with Kansas?
(ducks & runs)
It is Lawrence, which is pretty hip and cool.
I just booked the hotel. I really kind of can't believe he's agreed to this.
It is Lawrence, which is pretty hip and cool.
These words are English, and separately I know what they mean, but put together, they just make no sense.
Aw, Hec, what's the matter with Kansas?
Heh. Lawrence is cool! Or it used to be when (a) Wm. Burroughs lived there and (b) Tina lived there.
I just booked the hotel. I really kind of can't believe he's agreed to this.
Me neither. Seriously, he's hot for loving on the bug.
I want the house vacuumed. I would just prefer it done by the housekeeping fairy.
My next freelance check is going towards a Roomba Dirt Dog (it's the Roomba version that purports to be for the garage/shop/basement; basically, it's for non-carpeted FILTHY areas, and all the reviews for it RAVE about its facility at picking up pet hair, which is exactly why we need it, as the pets show no signs of learning to use the vacuum cleaner, lazy slugs that they are).
The best part is how much cheaper it is than the Roomba for carpet. The invoice for the nuns' brochure (assuming I ever finish it [assuming I ever START it]) should just about cover everything but tax and shipping.
I think the nuns would be pleased to know they're enabling me to avoid housework. They taught me well.