Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

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vw bug - Aug 18, 2008 4:31:41 pm PDT #2204 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

CBD must really love me.

He has just agreed to go to my nephew's big 1st birthday party in Kansas. I even told him about the scary people that will probably be there!


DavidS - Aug 18, 2008 4:41:38 pm PDT #2205 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He has just agreed to go to my nephew's big 1st birthday party in Kansas.

Yeah, I wouldn't go to Kansas for a one year old nephew's birthday party. Must be love.


Gadget_Girl - Aug 18, 2008 4:44:54 pm PDT #2206 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

I wouldn't go to Kansas for a one year old nephew's birthday party. Must be love.

I concur.


DavidS - Aug 18, 2008 4:47:33 pm PDT #2207 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I concur.

I mean, I wouldn't even go to my own nephew's one year birthday party if it weren't drivable. And you couldn't get me to Kansas on a bet. Kansas City, Mo - sure. I could see Gud or Erin and have a pork loin sandwich. But Kansas (state of) - no.


Gadget_Girl - Aug 18, 2008 4:53:06 pm PDT #2208 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Yep, Kansas would be a stretch for me as well. I'd do just about anything for friends or family, though.


flea - Aug 18, 2008 4:53:11 pm PDT #2209 of 10001
information libertarian

Aw, Hec, what's the matter with Kansas?

(ducks & runs)


vw bug - Aug 18, 2008 4:55:26 pm PDT #2210 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

It is Lawrence, which is pretty hip and cool.

I just booked the hotel. I really kind of can't believe he's agreed to this.


Jen - Aug 18, 2008 4:58:07 pm PDT #2211 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

It is Lawrence, which is pretty hip and cool.

These words are English, and separately I know what they mean, but put together, they just make no sense.


DavidS - Aug 18, 2008 4:58:39 pm PDT #2212 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aw, Hec, what's the matter with Kansas?

Heh. Lawrence is cool! Or it used to be when (a) Wm. Burroughs lived there and (b) Tina lived there.

I just booked the hotel. I really kind of can't believe he's agreed to this.

Me neither. Seriously, he's hot for loving on the bug.


Steph L. - Aug 18, 2008 5:10:15 pm PDT #2213 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I want the house vacuumed. I would just prefer it done by the housekeeping fairy.

My next freelance check is going towards a Roomba Dirt Dog (it's the Roomba version that purports to be for the garage/shop/basement; basically, it's for non-carpeted FILTHY areas, and all the reviews for it RAVE about its facility at picking up pet hair, which is exactly why we need it, as the pets show no signs of learning to use the vacuum cleaner, lazy slugs that they are).

The best part is how much cheaper it is than the Roomba for carpet. The invoice for the nuns' brochure (assuming I ever finish it [assuming I ever START it]) should just about cover everything but tax and shipping.

I think the nuns would be pleased to know they're enabling me to avoid housework. They taught me well.