I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Aug 17, 2008 3:20:58 pm PDT #2084 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

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I accompanied some of the residents on a cruise on this paddlewheel boat: [link] Nice meal served (of which I dared not eat more than six bites), adorable Dixieland 3-piece band. A good time was had by all, with the minor exception that I discovered that while on a boat, I need to be looking at the horizon/scenery because putting my attention on where my clients are walking and/or the plate in front of me = not a pleasant sensation. Still, they had a good time, and I didn't puke my guts up or otherwise embarrass myself.

I decided to stop at the nearby grocery store, to check out their deli counter. I rather like their fried chicken, but for some reason as I was standing there, I had a vivid sensory memory of the ham salad my mom used to bring home. They didn't have any fresh ham salad behind the counter, but there were some little tubs of it in one of the cooler cases.

Sadly, I was unaware of the shift to serving ham salad as a dessert course.

It must be for dessert, if it's that sweet, right? There's honey, sugar, HFCS, more sugar, and about three other items ending in -ose.


Sean K - Aug 17, 2008 3:43:18 pm PDT #2085 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I am currently stuck in a booth, entertaining myself with random xkcd strips. The more I read this strip, the more I love it.


Barb - Aug 17, 2008 3:55:22 pm PDT #2086 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Lord, I feel stupid. I think when I hit the accelerator this afternoon I jammed my leg-- it's not bad, but I've got these slight shooting pains going from foot to my hip that are making my leg twitch and ache.

Feh.

< /whine>


askye - Aug 17, 2008 3:59:11 pm PDT #2087 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Pictures! Finally Evan pictures I can share!

[link] starting there.


WindSparrow - Aug 17, 2008 3:59:33 pm PDT #2088 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

It's real pain, Barb, and it was caused by someone else's stupidity. You have a right to some brie with your whine.


WindSparrow - Aug 17, 2008 4:01:53 pm PDT #2089 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Evan is a beautiful little boy.


Vortex - Aug 17, 2008 4:03:48 pm PDT #2090 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


vw bug - Aug 17, 2008 4:04:03 pm PDT #2091 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, askye! He's GORGEOUS! YAY!

Barb, definite feh. Bad driver. No cookie.


amych - Aug 17, 2008 4:04:04 pm PDT #2092 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Aww, cute kid, askye!


Barb - Aug 17, 2008 4:06:32 pm PDT #2093 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

But adorable baby picspam helps make the pain fade. ADORABLE. Man, I love newborns-- they're so Dalai Lamaish, like they know every secret of the universe.