That's my girl... That's my good girl.

Kaylee ,'Serenity'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Sep 22, 2008 6:03:30 am PDT #9890 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

My eye can't compress the resulting dragon volume back into that egg.

It's like getting a new tent out of its box and then trying to get it back in.


Allyson - Sep 22, 2008 6:31:59 am PDT #9891 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Is wanker an inappropriate word for a third grader?

As in, "most people are wankers." from a curmudgeony old bat?

If it is inappropriate, what's a good alternative?


DavidS - Sep 22, 2008 6:33:26 am PDT #9892 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If it is inappropriate, what's a good alternative?

Tosspots.


Jesse - Sep 22, 2008 6:33:37 am PDT #9893 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would say wanker is not appropriate for kids. I don't know if there's anything more interesting than "jerk" that's not stupid like "stupidhead" or whatever.


Allyson - Sep 22, 2008 6:34:58 am PDT #9894 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need something said by an old British bat.


DavidS - Sep 22, 2008 6:35:39 am PDT #9895 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't know if there's anything more interesting than "jerk"

And since "jerk" is short for "jerkoff" it means the same as "wanker."


DavidS - Sep 22, 2008 6:36:04 am PDT #9896 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I need something said by an old British bat.

Tosspot is a Britishism!


Jesse - Sep 22, 2008 6:37:15 am PDT #9897 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, yeah, but I think "jerk" is thought to be more kid-appropriate than "jerkoff." Actually, I remember when my mother decided she should stop calling her fellow drivers "jerkoff" when I was a kid.

I've got nothing on old British bats.


Tom Scola - Sep 22, 2008 6:40:02 am PDT #9898 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Equinox in four minutes...


Frankenbuddha - Sep 22, 2008 6:41:29 am PDT #9899 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And since "jerk" is short for "jerkoff" it means the same as "wanker."

But isn't "tosspot" related to "tosser" and therefore pretty much a reference to wanking?

Are there any British coloquialisms for stupid people that aren't naughty?

Wanker, pillock, berk, bugger - all pretty much kid inappropriate.