Dear Emeline:
Your mommy loves you very much, but she loves the shoeses more. You'll enjoy your new life as a warehouse monkey for Zappos. Maybe they'll let you play on the conveyer belt.
Love,
The Internets
You had her at "monkey"
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Sep 17, 2008 10:37:03 am PDT #9158 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Atropa - Sep 17, 2008 10:39:46 am PDT #9159 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
but every time I've ordered from Zappos, they've "upgraded" me to overnight shipping for free, and with no prompting on my part.
Yep, that's what always happens to me when I order from Zappos.
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Happy birthday, Perkins! Happy birthday, b.org!
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Why is it that when I wouldn't MIND being a target market, they don't offer the pretty consumer goods in my size? Yes, I understand the cutesy bras printed with skulls (and sometimes in black & pink!) are intended for teens, but they really should be made in different sizes. Like, oh, a 34G, perhaps.
t /shallow fashion venting
Burrell - Sep 17, 2008 10:46:06 am PDT #9160 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I want cute skull bras! Where are they, oh Jillicious?
Atropa - Sep 17, 2008 10:48:07 am PDT #9161 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I want cute skull bras! Where are they, oh Jillicious?
Hot topic, someplace called Tillys.com. And I've seen them at Ross and at my local Fred Meyer. Skull underpants that fit me, no problem. But noooo, I am denied cute skull bras.
sulks
Burrell - Sep 17, 2008 11:18:09 am PDT #9162 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Thanks, I'll have to take a look. Tho' I fear the fit that will come of buying a bra without trying it on first.
Burrell - Sep 17, 2008 11:22:45 am PDT #9163 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
eep. Those are pretty cute.
Atropa - Sep 17, 2008 11:24:17 am PDT #9164 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
eep. Those are pretty cute.
I know! And Torrid has purple ruffly knickers with bats on them. BATS! If they were pink, I'd be stocking up.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 17, 2008 11:25:20 am PDT #9165 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Also, whenever someone says they are looking for someone "real" i always think they are bitter.
I think "down to earth" or "level-headed" convey a search for the same sort of qualities without the added connotation of "unlike all those bastards that did me wrong!"
Gudanov - Sep 17, 2008 11:28:59 am PDT #9166 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping
Hey I just got some spam in Swedish. I've never had Swedish spam before.
Dana - Sep 17, 2008 11:31:45 am PDT #9167 of 10003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
If it's in Swedish, how do you know that it's spam? Maybe you really have won the international lottery.