Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jul 28, 2008 2:17:19 pm PDT #78 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I could use an au pair.

I remember having to show a dorm-mate how to fold a contour sheet the first week of school freshman year. Her mom had shown her how to do the actual laundry (complete with written instructions), but she was clueless when it came to folding.

I don't think that's really a class or pampering thing. I've been doing my own laundry for an awful lot of years and I'm still hopeless at that. (Also never heard it called that - I assume it's the same as a fitted sheet?)


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2008 2:20:10 pm PDT #79 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also never heard it called that - I assume it's the same as a fitted sheet?

I was just wondering that. If so...it's an art, and I don't judge anyone for not being able to do it well. I only started getting halfway sure it was possible after Hec was showing off here some whiles back.


beth b - Jul 28, 2008 2:25:03 pm PDT #80 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I can't fold them, even with instructions. I needa second person to do it.


DavidS - Jul 28, 2008 2:25:30 pm PDT #81 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I only started getting halfway sure it was possible after Hec was showing off here some whiles back.

Showing off what? My fitted sheet folding skills? Because I don't have that skill set. JZ does, though, so our house is set.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2008 2:32:42 pm PDT #82 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmm. I wonder who it was then...I'm pretty sure it was a guy.


beth b - Jul 28, 2008 2:35:20 pm PDT #83 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

It was a guy, but I can't remember who it was


Nora Deirdre - Jul 28, 2008 2:43:50 pm PDT #84 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Top 100!

I remember having to show a dorm-mate how to fold a contour sheet the first week of school freshman year. Her mom had shown her how to do the actual laundry (complete with written instructions), but she was clueless when it came to folding.

Yeah, I don't know how to do that. I try, but I FAIL. Epic FAIL on the fitted sheet for Nora.


Kathy A - Jul 28, 2008 2:46:16 pm PDT #85 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I don't know where I picked up the term "contour sheet"--it might have been at home, because "fitted sheet" doesn't seem to come naturally to me.

Then again, it might have been from commercials. I think we probably called it "the bottom sheet" when I was a kid, so I might have started saying "contour sheet" to be more grown-up because that's what they called them on tv.


megan walker - Jul 28, 2008 2:48:59 pm PDT #86 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Yeah, I don't know how to do that. I try, but I FAIL. Epic FAIL on the fitted sheet for Nora.

I solve this problem by laundering and putting the sheets directly on the bed.


Kathy A - Jul 28, 2008 2:49:08 pm PDT #87 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Contour sheet folding is pretty fun, actually--stick your hand in one corner, match it up with the opposite corner, and then shake it out so everything lines up. Then do the same on the other two corners and fold the two doubled-up corners together.

It is easier to do it with a twin dorm bed sheet than a queen-sized one, though.