Consuela, that's such a shame.
Shir is going to have hug Nilly for all of us.
This has to be a joke, right?
My brain must think so, because it keeps writing bad bumper stickers:
What do you call supporters of abstinence-only sex-ed? Grandparents.
She ate Bullwinkle!
Vice president or future guest of Jerry Springer? You decide.