Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Aug 31, 2008 9:32:01 am PDT #6392 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm glad about the proactive preparation for Gustav but man, the difference from Katrina is that much more disgusting.

ION, my in-laws are in Alabama. My MiL called and said they got a "killer deal" on a cruise. They're leaving from Mobile tomorrow.

*facepalms*


Steph L. - Aug 31, 2008 9:41:35 am PDT #6393 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"Popeye's Chicken is the shiznit"

This reminds me that my weird-ass, highly unprofessional co-workers* have taken to calling each other "Shiz." When I heard it, I asked them where it came from, and one said, "Short for 'shiznit.'" I told them yeah, *I* know where it's from, but did they even know what "shiznit" means?

They didn't, of course, so I told them.

One was *appalled* and embarassed that she had been saying such a thing without knowing what it meant (and I thought, honey, do you just walk around saying things that you don't even comprehend? what planet are you from?), and the other one -- who started the "Shiz" thing -- said, "It doesn't mean that in South Carolina!"

To which I said, "This is *Ohio* -- you know that, right?"

They stopped the "Shiz" thing that day. I work with crazy people, who I think are literally unemployable anywhere else. It's like Big!Boss runs some kind of last-chance workplace for the unemployable.

*(The co-workers who BEAT ON THEIR DESKS in some kind of rhythmic drumming thing they've got going on, several times a day, literally every day, and yes, they've been asked to stop but apparently think that their fun is more important than disturbing the rest of the office.)


Connie Neil - Aug 31, 2008 9:42:50 am PDT #6394 of 10003
brillig

They're leaving from Mobile tomorrow.

Well, the cruise company doesn't want that expensive ship tied up and helpless, and maybe they're headed for Panama?


Connie Neil - Aug 31, 2008 9:44:27 am PDT #6395 of 10003
brillig

that their fun is more important than disturbing the rest of the office

I want the CSR girls to stop doing choral singing late in the day when they're bored. Yes, they can carry a tune, but I'm trying to work! And some of hte people in my office are working with clients on the phone!


Steph L. - Aug 31, 2008 9:49:11 am PDT #6396 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I want the CSR girls to stop doing choral singing late in the day when they're bored. Yes, they can carry a tune, but I'm trying to work! And some of hte people in my office are working with clients on the phone!

This is our problem, too. When 3 people who are 30 feet away start pounding on their desks in some rhythmic drumbeat, I about jump out of my skin.

(My specific department was made to sign documents saying that *we* -- the 4 of us who sit near each other -- wouldn't listen to the radio or iTunes or make/receive phone calls at our desks, because "the Editorial department's needs are different from the rest of the comapny and require minimal distractions." Hand to god. And yet the continual distraction of the cretins on the other side of the glass wall who beat on their desks is allowed to continue.)


Scrappy - Aug 31, 2008 10:13:06 am PDT #6397 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

JZ-- I don't know if you saw my post in Music, but Hec was really wonderful yesterday. The bus tour was not only fascinating, it was way wicked fun. It was a perfect combination of cool rock and LA history, intriguing and funny personal anecdotes, well-chosen video (we got to listen to "On the Nickel" while actually cruising up 5th--it was magical!) cool scenery and enthusiastic geekitude. And thank you so much for the bath oil--it should make my winter baths quite luxurious!


Theodosia - Aug 31, 2008 10:29:26 am PDT #6398 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Steph, have you ever considered the possibility that you're actually working at Dunder Mifflin?


ChiKat - Aug 31, 2008 10:38:39 am PDT #6399 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Journalists need to develop new filters for the Internet age, and one of them is this: just because a nominally large number of people say something, doesn't mean they're important.

Yes. This could not be said enough.


tommyrot - Aug 31, 2008 10:56:23 am PDT #6400 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A bizarre Jack Chick tract about how Jesus can protect you from vampires: [link]

All you have to do is raise your arm and say, "Jesus, please stop him," as the vampire approaches you....

It's almost like a Mad Magazine parody. Oh, and Osama Bin Laden is a member of the vampire/witch coven.


msbelle - Aug 31, 2008 10:58:04 am PDT #6401 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Good day at the Open. Really good matches. Mac made it just over 5 hours, but almost half of that was outside a stadium. Still, it was hot and his first experience watching tennis, so I think a win. Next year we will go to more, and hopefully we can start lessons later this year.