Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.

'Safe'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 27, 2008 7:06:07 am PDT #5632 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Europe sets date when deaths overtake births: 7 years

The findings come in an official EU study, released Tuesday, which concedes for the first time that Europeans will begin their long foreseen demographic decline in just seven years' time - the point at which deaths exceed births.


Connie Neil - Aug 27, 2008 7:27:52 am PDT #5633 of 10003
brillig

Just saw a comment on a news board that sent a shiver of anticipatory delight down my spine: "wait until Obama nominates Hillary for the Supreme Court."

As Zonker Harris would say, Imagine!


megan walker - Aug 27, 2008 7:42:27 am PDT #5634 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I've never worked on my birthday, and don't ever plan to.

This is why I miss getting Columbus Day off. It so often gave me my birthday off.


Allyson - Aug 27, 2008 7:55:03 am PDT #5635 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You know who sucks?

Everyone but us.


Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2008 8:00:59 am PDT #5636 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Do we need to kick some butts for you through the internets, Allyson?


DavidS - Aug 27, 2008 8:02:44 am PDT #5637 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jon Stewart reads the riot act to nation's print media editors and journalists.


tommyrot - Aug 27, 2008 8:05:52 am PDT #5638 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If only they would take his message to heart.

He said journalists sometimes tell him, " 'Hey, man, we're just doing what the audience wants to see.' Well, I think my audience would like to see a naked woman smoke crack. But we have to draw a line somewhere. Now's the time to draw the line. We're getting our asses kicked here."

Heh.


Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2008 8:10:00 am PDT #5639 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

A journalist's job is most definately not to give his/her audience what they want. Jeezus!


Kathy A - Aug 27, 2008 8:10:42 am PDT #5640 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I just read a really bad-customer-service story about United Airlines bumping a family from a long-planned flight to Hawaii. It'll give me nightmares.


meara - Aug 27, 2008 8:23:40 am PDT #5641 of 10003

Actually, according to my LJ calender, we're two days early.

Heh. Yeeah, me and JenK are on Friday!! Sadly, along with John McCain. And the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina.

But, um, also with...uh...Meeshell Ndege Ocello, or however the hell she's spelling it these days? And...um...Michael Jackson?