I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Alibelle - Aug 25, 2008 5:50:16 pm PDT #5363 of 10003
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I went to USC. I'm fairly certain we have a football team.

I loved, loved, loved everyone's engagement stories. Those were awesome. And sweet. And awesome.

I have to go buy cat food. And I have to figure out dinner for myself. But I have no food in my house, and I have already spent my food budget for the day, since I desperately needed coffee this morning due to the fact that hiccups kept me awake until 2:30 a.m. Dilemma.


Hil R. - Aug 25, 2008 6:03:20 pm PDT #5364 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, Sasha Obama is absolutely adorable.


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2008 6:08:08 pm PDT #5365 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Michelle Obama is really a good speaker. (And I don't mean that in the racist dog-whistle way of calling a black person "articulate"; I mean that public speaking is not something that comes easily to most people, and she did quite well.)

Obama sprog = totally cute, especially with the "Hi, [whatever] family!"

Barack seemed a little caught off-guard, but then it was also obvious that he wanted to put his best face forward for an unexpected convention appearance. (The idealist in me wants to believe his satellite appearance was unplanned.)


bon bon - Aug 25, 2008 6:16:04 pm PDT #5366 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Aw fuck, I almost forgot my totally adorable celebrity sighting tonight: Christo and Jeanne-Claude! They were holding hands while walking down Houston! They are like my favorite romantic real life couple. They met when her French mother was intrigued by his paintings and commissioned a portrait; she was a beautiful french girl in a famous rich military family; he got her pregnant despite the fact that she was honeymooning with a soldier; she left the soldier to the disapproval of her family, and joined her penniless Bohemian artist in his garret, and has been his artistic collaborator ever since. They have reconciled with her family, who assisted in getting the draping of the Pont Neuf. The Maysles docs on them are really fabulous, the crazy couple.


Alibelle - Aug 25, 2008 7:20:11 pm PDT #5367 of 10003
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

That sounds like the plot of a movie. Actually, it sounds like the plot of a mini-series, with just enough twists and turns that you start sounding a little bit crazy when you're enthusiastically relating it to your friends.


meara - Aug 25, 2008 8:51:56 pm PDT #5368 of 10003

he got her pregnant despite the fact that she was honeymooning with a soldier

He got her pregnant while she was honeymooning with someone else?!? Dude. The story is romantic until you get to that, and then I start thinking about it a little too much and going "Waiiiiiiit, what?? That's gotta suck for someone somewhere a LOT"

At Duke, we just say, "football?"

Heh. Yeah, at Georgetown it was a lot of "Wait, we have a football team?" I mostly only knew because I was in the pep band. And we had to go. There would be like, 50 other students there. I'm not sure who they were. Maybe they were friends of the football players? Roommates? Bribed? Considering we hold basketball games at the MCI Center in downtown DC and not on campus because there's no room...


erikaj - Aug 25, 2008 9:01:10 pm PDT #5369 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

Hi, Bernardo Family! Aww... The only time I've been proposed to in a non-virtual way I choked on a tortilla chip. Needless to say, we did not get married and broke up shortly after.


javachik - Aug 25, 2008 9:01:24 pm PDT #5370 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

meara, heh, I had the same reaction. I'm not so keen on the whole screwing someone else's spouse thing.

See: Seinfeld, Jerry.


Tom Scola - Aug 26, 2008 1:14:18 am PDT #5371 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Both my undergraduate and graduate schools did not have a football team.


Calli - Aug 26, 2008 1:48:43 am PDT #5372 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Occasionally UNC's football team has flashes of competence, but by and large Chapel Hill's a basketball town.

My one proposal was from a drunk whose head I was holding out of the toilet. I declined. The whole lack of love life thing does make me feel like a bit of a freak sometimes—who gets to 40 without one serious proposal? But I look at the story upthread about the person whose spouse cheated on their honeymoon (seriously, what an asshole), and find myself feeling a lot better about not even having a near miss, marriage-wise.