The idea of any sort of public proposal horrifies me.
A public proposal would get a public response of "No and hell no" from me.
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Ginger - Aug 25, 2008 11:43:56 am PDT #5267 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
bon bon - Aug 25, 2008 11:46:31 am PDT #5268 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It's one of those things that is easy to avoid, IME/O-- these stories come up often enough that an offhand remark should be sufficient.
Daisy Jane - Aug 25, 2008 11:47:15 am PDT #5269 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I was proposed to in bed. Not like that
I was proposed to on the floor. Exactly like that.
Trudy Booth - Aug 25, 2008 11:47:47 am PDT #5270 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dude for me? The publicer the better! At this rate I want a fucking parade.
Actually, if someone does feel the need to really go all out he could hire one of those planes at the Jersey Shore that pull ads across the sky. I've thought they were awesome since I was about four. [link]
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amych - Aug 25, 2008 11:49:27 am PDT #5271 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Man, I was so shocked when I found out that other places don't have advertising planes at their beaches!
Aims - Aug 25, 2008 11:50:42 am PDT #5272 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I was proposed to first in a bar. I said, "Fuck off. You're drunk."
Then I was proposed to the next day on the plane home. I didn't believe him then, either.
Then, I was proposed to in our favorite restaurant a couple of months later and I said, "No." And then I laughed and said, "DUH!"
Ginger - Aug 25, 2008 11:51:24 am PDT #5273 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I do not like the public eye. In retrospect, the time my ex told a mariachi band it was my birthday was a sign that this marriage could not be saved.
tommyrot - Aug 25, 2008 11:51:47 am PDT #5274 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I propose, I think I'll have a giant animatronic T-rex do it for me. Luckily, T-rex has small enough hands to handle the ring....
amych - Aug 25, 2008 11:52:50 am PDT #5275 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Aims and MM have the most perfectly Aims-and-MM proposal story.
Umm, assuming that was MM in the bar?
amych - Aug 25, 2008 11:53:40 am PDT #5276 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
tommyrot, will he be stomping on a very small house? Because that would be hi-larious!