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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2008 4:32:59 am PDT #3264 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But to find that I can't trust the makeup-less photos?

Is there anything you can trust on the internets these days? I mean, besides LOLcats....


Kat - Aug 14, 2008 4:35:18 am PDT #3265 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hmm... some of the no make up pictures are from movies, most notably the one of charlize theron, I think. But plenty are just paparazzi pics.

I think Julia Roberts is rather pretty without makeup, though the lighter color of her hair is not great.

The widow's peak and heart-shapedness of Marilyn's face is always so startling.


Jessica - Aug 14, 2008 4:36:05 am PDT #3266 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is there anything you can trust on the internets these days? I mean, besides LOLcats....

I also trust the FAILBlog, xkcd, and Dinosaur Comics.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2008 4:36:05 am PDT #3267 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How many of these movies can you recognize by their fonts? [link]


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2008 4:41:46 am PDT #3268 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

McCain Takes $2300 Contribution from Owner of Gay Sex Site Manhunt

Best comment:

Those curtains are hideous.

If a picture of two shirtless men making out is worksafe for you, then this site is worksafe.


Nilly - Aug 14, 2008 4:44:01 am PDT #3269 of 10003
Swouncing

Is there anything you can trust on the internets these days? I mean, besides LOLcats....

PhD comics is practically a documentary.


Steph L. - Aug 14, 2008 4:45:40 am PDT #3270 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But plenty are just paparazzi pics.

Yeah, but -- they're exceedingly unflattering shots, which is, I supposed, the hallmark of the paparazzi picture industry. If someone wanted to do a fair comparison of No Makeup vs. Makeup, it should be done the way the Marilyn one was -- with the no makeup picture being a posed shot, instead of an attempt to make the person look as bad as humanly possible.

I remember when we were back on whatever board it was that allowed user pics, and I would occasionally make my user pic a horrible shot of me -- weird angle, blinked at the wrong time, mouth gaping like a hooked trout, etc. -- mostly for Rio's amusement.

[Interlude: COME BACK RIO!!!!]

But I don't actually look as bad as those pictures made me look, not even in a makeup-less state.

A comparison should actually involve, you know, comparable things. If you slapped some makeup on -- was it Drew Barrymore? -- but got the same weird angle, gaping mouth, puffy face, she'd still look bad. Just with makeup.

(Hmm. In retrospect, I seem to be arguing against some point that no one has actually made. So I'm arguing with the pixels of the Interweb, I guess. Chalk it up to not enough coffee yet.)


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2008 4:48:17 am PDT #3271 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

PhD comics is practically a documentary.

Heh. Cool site.

On this one:

[link]

my first thought was, "If they're involved in research, wouldn't they be using some Unix/Linux OS instead of Windows?"

Oh, that must be the guy's personal machine....


Kat - Aug 14, 2008 4:48:59 am PDT #3272 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Steph, like the Jamie Lee Curtis photoshop stuff she did for whichever mag she was on?


Steph L. - Aug 14, 2008 4:50:27 am PDT #3273 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Steph, like the Jamie Lee Curtis photoshop stuff she did for whichever mag she was on?

Basically, yeah. Because I remember looking at that and thinking, "Okay, she doesn't look bad in the 'before' pictures; she just doesn't look all Hollywood-ified and polished."