Really? I have no words for this trainwreck of a movie.
The crowd at Heritage got to see a trailer and a few minutes of clips 24 hours before either of them will be generally released. I’m a huge fan of the Zucker-Leslie Nielsen canon, and not much of a fan of Zucker’s ads for Republicans. The footage we saw floated somewhere in the middle of those two projects, quality-wise. Fat-assed Malone travels to Cuba, pledges to destroy America, and takes advantage of the invisibility granted by ghost status by grabbing a protestor’s boobs. Bill O’Reilly appears out of nowhere to slap him. “I just like doing that,” he says. Terrorists led by everybody’s favorite pockmarked tough guy Robert Davi bitch that they’re low on suicide bombers ("All the good ones are gone!") and all answer to the name Mohammed. In a scene that Sokoloff described, but didn’t bring, Patton and his soldiers storm a courthouse that’s about to remove the Ten Commandments and start opening fire on the people trying to stop them. “You can’t shoot these people!” Malone says. “They’re not people!” says Patton. “They’re the ACLU!” At this point we see that the ACLU members are unkillable George Romero zombies.
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I just had a moment.
Yes, new shiny, but MY POINT IS, don't start playing with it until you can get it working with the machine it needs to work with. Doesn't do us any good until you figure that out.
I had to leave.
You know, I'm getting a tad bit weary over certain right-wing commentators "joking" about how people they disagree with should be killed.
Yes, new shiny, but MY POINT IS, don't start playing with it until you can get it working with the machine it needs to work with. Doesn't do us any good until you figure that out.
Tell them they'll go blind.
And how we need to smite the morons!
Did you read my bat pirate song? It actually made my workday less irritating for five minutes.
A guy I went to high school with was hospitalized with liver damage for about a week after combining Tylenol and alcohol. (I don't know the exact amount. He had a party while his parents were away from home that got busted by the police. He took some Tylenol and went to bed, then woke up a few times, still having a headache, and took some more Tylenol. He said he didn't know exactly how much he took.)
The Korean pitcher would do this sorta' sideways throw... what's up with that?
Bret Saberhagen style?
Over 360 animals have been rescued from a hoarder in the town where my dad grew up. I'm betting my dad went to school with this woman.
Over 360 animals have been rescued from a hoarder in the town where my dad grew up.
I tend to skip those stories, as hearing about bad things happening to pets upsets me.
Like this one:
Mayor Orders Dogs Released Into Forest
You've heard it before.....Arkansas animal shelters struggling to take care of unwanted dogs and cats. One mayor has decided the best way to fix the problem in his town is to set the animals free. KARK visited the Helena-West Helena animal shelter back in January. Conditions were dirty and animals were in poor health. Thursday, KARK learned the town's mayor James Valley has taken the unconventional approach of releasing the animals into the wild. In a press release, the mayor says "we fed and watered them and took them to the St. Francis National Forest."
We're told about ten dogs, including several pit bulls were set free and that some of the dogs were sick.
WTF?
That's the same place that this story comes from.
ACLU cries foul as city nets arrests with 24-hour curfew
Sad place.
Article on the women's gymnastics last night: [link]
The American girls came out onto the floor in shiny red leotards that made them look like Las Vegas showgirls. On average 30 pounds heavier and 3.5 inches taller than the doll-sized Chinese gymnasts, they had the sheen of aging starlets, imbuing the scene with a peculiar Sunset Boulevard feel.
The hell?
