I had to explain, "I HAVE YOUR KEYS! YOU MUST CHILL!" the other day.
And I had to explain who Edward Gorey was.
I really need a new job. Where I work with Jilli.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Aug 13, 2008 6:36:56 am PDT #3052 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
tommyrot - Aug 13, 2008 6:38:56 am PDT #3053 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Super Cute Ice Skating Monkey (video)
Cashmere - Aug 13, 2008 6:48:40 am PDT #3054 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Perkins took me to Lush in San Francisco last Saturday and the Rock Star soap I got is making my bathroom smell AWESOMECAKES.
tommyrot - Aug 13, 2008 6:51:11 am PDT #3055 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A few months ago a Russian spacecraft returned from the International Space Station. Something went wrong and the spacecraft made a "ballistic reentry", which subjected the crew to much higher g-forces and caused the craft to land way off-target.
Anatoly Perminov, the head of the Russian Federal Space Agency, speculated that the ballistic reentry was connected to a Russian nautical superstition that having more women than men on a craft was unlucky. "This isn't discrimination," he stated when challenged on the point. "I'm just saying that when a majority [of the crew] is female, sometimes certain kinds of unsanctioned behaviour or something else occurs." Perminov said he would try to ensure that the number of women would not exceed the number of men in the future.[17]
Um, OK. Apparently it's OK to have chicks in space - just not too many of them....
SuziQ - Aug 13, 2008 6:52:02 am PDT #3056 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
There is a place called Meltz, here in Colorado, that is filling my Lush needs without the Lush smell overload. I believe there is a Lush out here somewhere too.
tommyrot - Aug 13, 2008 6:54:08 am PDT #3057 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Darth Vader's love interest. Or maybe some wacky fashion thing....
brenda m - Aug 13, 2008 6:58:24 am PDT #3058 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Super Cute Ice Skating Monkey (video)
That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this.
Steph L. - Aug 13, 2008 7:01:05 am PDT #3059 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
There is a place called Meltz, here in Colorado, that is filling my Lush needs without the Lush smell overload. I believe there is a Lush out here somewhere too.
There's finally one here in Cincy that's part of a Macy's cosmetics department; it just so happens to be in the mall that is literally across the street from my office. Which is both AWESOME and bad for my bank account.
DavidS - Aug 13, 2008 7:01:30 am PDT #3060 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, that's an old one, dating back to the late '60s. I'd say it was part of popular culture into the '70s but not much after that....
When I signed up for my Freshman college classes in 1979 I was given a punchcard with the Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate advisory. So it was still present through the 70s in certain liberal arts colleges unwilling to invest in newfangled computer technology.
Cashmere - Aug 13, 2008 7:04:22 am PDT #3061 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate sounds like a good band name.