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'Jaynestown'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Aug 10, 2008 4:40:04 pm PDT #2394 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

Wasn't it though? She looked like an emu sucking on a lemon.

BWAH!!


SuziQ - Aug 10, 2008 4:42:16 pm PDT #2395 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

K-Bug has gotten questions asking if she was both years older and years younger than her actual age.

I think the most craxy was when CJ's 4th grade teacher assumed she was "mom". Uhhhh, they are only 6 years apart. Geeeesh. (Yes, this was the teacher we ended up having a horrible time with).


Hil R. - Aug 10, 2008 4:42:17 pm PDT #2396 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

People thinking I'm a teenager actually happens pretty often. When I went with my dad to see one of the LotR movies, when I was about 20 or 21, we got to the ticket counter and he asked for two tickets, and the cashier asked, "Is that one adult and one child?" The "child" age limit was 13!


Gadget_Girl - Aug 10, 2008 4:44:48 pm PDT #2397 of 10003
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

She looked like an emu sucking on a lemon.

I just shot wine out of my nose. BWAH-HAHAHAHA!


Jesse - Aug 10, 2008 4:45:07 pm PDT #2398 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, you are short, I can see it at a glance -- like when I had a man's winter coat, and wore jeans, people often called me "sir" before looking all the way up. I presented a man's silhouette, if you weren't looking closely. But it's not that hard to look more closely!


DebetEsse - Aug 10, 2008 4:46:45 pm PDT #2399 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Any theories on why socks would be sold in a re-sealable plastic bag?


Hil R. - Aug 10, 2008 4:46:52 pm PDT #2400 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, at the movie theater, the guy could really only see me from the neck up. At the beach, though, I was wearing a bathing suit.


Connie Neil - Aug 10, 2008 4:48:28 pm PDT #2401 of 10003
brillig

The emu line has been COMM'd. Thanks, Hec.


sarameg - Aug 10, 2008 4:55:49 pm PDT #2402 of 10003

I got asked about "my son" by a grocery clerk when I was 21 out with a clear 11 year old I nannied (and a 8 and 7 year old.) I started laughing so hard, the kids had to pick me up off the floor.

I've been carded as recently as this year.

What I take from it? People have a helluva time judging ages. Hell, I can't. Some new employees look like babies to me, so I assume mid-20s and don't say a damned thing. Right now, I don't know what a 33 year old is supposed to look like. And I am one.


Barb - Aug 10, 2008 4:56:23 pm PDT #2403 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

She looked like an emu sucking on a lemon.