Luckily the subway provides me with many other opportunities to get my GOW on.
Not to mention throwing a well-placed elbow now and again.
My mother tried to tell me she'd found a beautiful dress for me for my birthday. The minute she hit the word ruffles, I stopped her. The woman's definitely going around the bend. I didn't wear ruffles with I was five, for God's sake.
But really, my glasses were just much too strong!
That happened to me when I got new glasses a couple of years ago; the eye doctor said that she sees a lot of people who OVER-corrected their nearsightedness in their 20s, believing that if seeing the eye chart sharply is good, then MEGASHARP must be even better.
And then they hit their 30s (she said), and think they need bifocals, when it just turns out that their previous prescription for nearsightedness was too strong.
My nearsightedness is going the other way, too (back towards regular-sightedness), and it's *weird,* man!
MAC GOT INVITED TO A SLEEPOVER!!!! FREE NIGHT! FREE NIGHT!!
Dude. You want to go out to dinner? Or a bar? Swear a lot? Something?
MAC GOT INVITED TO A SLEEPOVER!!!! FREE NIGHT! FREE NIGHT!!
See? And everybody said single parenthood would be hard.
Go have fun with Jesse! Drink margaritas!
Happy birthday, Aimee!
Awesome news, Allyson. That's so exciting and serendiptious.
My eye doc told me I'll need bifocals in 3 years or so--i.e. right around my 40th birthday. Sigh.
Not drinking, I am donating platelets tomorrow, so that would be bad. But maybe dinner? maybe a movie at the theater? I am on IM.
I don't even have that shit installed on here.... Call me.