Problem: I am STARVING and it is too hot to cook.
Solution: Order pizza.
Problem: I only have two bucks in case, and that is a SAD TIP.
Solution: Apologize profusely to delivery dude.
It just doesn't seem like I'll be getting a pizza, does it?
Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.
'Jaynestown'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Aug 05, 2008 5:05:49 pm PDT #1424 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
flea - Aug 05, 2008 5:11:43 pm PDT #1425 of 10003
information libertarian
My pizzeria, you can put it on credit, and sign the slip and add a tip when the pizza comes.
Theresa - Aug 05, 2008 5:13:22 pm PDT #1426 of 10003
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
My pizzeria, you can put it on credit, and sign the slip and add a tip when the pizza comes.
This is what I do.
Atropa - Aug 05, 2008 5:17:56 pm PDT #1427 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Fuckos changed blackberry, too.
t insert obligatory ElderGoth ranting here
Allyson - Aug 05, 2008 5:18:47 pm PDT #1428 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hey! There's a 2.50 delivery charge! Now I feel not so bad about my paltry $2 tip.
I am so having pizza! I am so going to have to work my ass off at the gym tomorrow! And yet, PIZZA!
Jesse - Aug 05, 2008 5:23:44 pm PDT #1429 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yay pizza!
ThomasW - Aug 05, 2008 5:24:30 pm PDT #1430 of 10003
Anything for a weird life.
Typo:
irritated about discussing assholedome
Two assholes enter, one asshole leaves!
What? Didn't anyone else's brain go there?
Kristen - Aug 05, 2008 5:31:26 pm PDT #1431 of 10003
Mmmmmmn. Pizza.
Kristen - Aug 05, 2008 5:34:54 pm PDT #1432 of 10003
Gadget_Girl - Aug 05, 2008 5:51:53 pm PDT #1433 of 10003
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Pizza, nomnomnom