[Edit: it's not F2F if we know each other already! Or each time MM and Aims pass each other in the morning is a F2F.]

Is so! One of you had to travel, yes? I know the majority of people going to the F2F this year and it's still the F2F!

And yes, Joe and I passing in the morning is like an F2F because I'm so incoherent that I barely remember that I'm married, let alone to whom.

My 50+ year old coworker has typos, and it's fucking killing me.

I had a project manager once who didn't use complete sentences. I had to print out his e-mails and take them to his office to ask what the hell he wanted me to do, all while screaming in my head, "VERBS. NOUNS. DIRECT OBJECTS. ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER."

Is so! One of you had to travel, yes?

The lady has a point.

all while screaming in my head, "VERBS. NOUNS. DIRECT OBJECTS. ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER."

Oh shrift, I like you.

Why thank you, Shir!

I'm hungry. I think I'll get a curry for lunch.

I'm going to go get curry too, in support of shrift.

And you didn't tell me?!

It was before you got there! There was nothing to tell and nobody to tell it to.

I'm so incoherent that I barely remember that I'm married, let alone to whom.

Are you all dressed up nicely and eating yummy foods and posting pictures of yourself doing so while you're at it? Are you posting long complex discussions of where in your place, when, and who just surprisingly arrived, before doing so? (Oh, my, I hope not. You'll never have any sleep if you did.)

Dear God,

I really need a massage or my back to stop hurt(ing?).
Also, stopping headache will gain you extra points.

Thanks,
Shir

Hmm, perhaps I will go get a curry too!

Solidarity!

It was before you got there! There was nothing to tell and nobody to tell it to.

But... but... you got there after I already met with Nurit and Slayerette!

Oh well, there were a lot of books there. Enough to get anyone distracted!