HMOG, the woman in line in front of me at the hospital cafeteria today asked for SEVEN orders of bacon.
My theory is she's about to embark on a world cruise on a kosher ocean liner, and thus will be deprived of bacon for half a year....
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tommyrot - Jul 25, 2008 5:43:16 am PDT #9449 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
lisah - Jul 25, 2008 5:51:18 am PDT #9450 of 10003
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HMOG, the woman in line in front of me at the hospital cafeteria today asked for SEVEN orders of bacon.
Maybe she was getting bacon for all her friends?
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Nora Deirdre - Jul 25, 2008 5:59:34 am PDT #9451 of 10003
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HMOG, the woman in line in front of me at the hospital cafeteria today asked for SEVEN orders of bacon.
Well, bacon *is* goddamn delicious. Why not, if you've got a hankering?
tommyrot - Jul 25, 2008 6:04:53 am PDT #9452 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I don't remember - have we talked about this?
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Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2008 6:05:45 am PDT #9453 of 10003
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Happy birthday, vw! Glad your new year is starting out well.
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Barb - Jul 25, 2008 6:15:37 am PDT #9454 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”
The worst experience I ever had traveling with a child, wasn't one of my own. I not-so-affectionately call that the "Jeffrey flight" after the infamous Cosby skit.
In terms of traveling with my own kids, I've either blocked out the memories or they weren't that bad-- the sucking on something is absolutely essential. You should also check ahead of time to see if the Benadryl experiment works on your particular kids. I had a friend of mind who was flying to Japan with two kids under the age of four and her pediatrician had recommended that she give the kids Benadryl to knock them out.
Good thing she did a test run beforehand, because her kids are among the small percentage who get hyped like crack monkeys on the stuff.
SuziQ - Jul 25, 2008 6:20:06 am PDT #9455 of 10003
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My flight home yesterday from Boise to Denver was FULL of littles, under the age of 2. I think I counted at least 8 as we were boarding - two of them ended up right behind me. And I never heard a squawk out of any of them.
Susan W. - Jul 25, 2008 6:48:15 am PDT #9456 of 10003
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
People always compliment us on how well-behaved Annabel is on flights. And until I read Barb's story I didn't quite get it, because it's not like she's anything near perfect--like, there's no way she can handle a Seattle-to-Atlanta without a whining episode somewhere above the Great Plains. But we bought her her own seat from her first flight as an 8-month-old up, and we always have as many toys, books, and snacks as we can cram into a backpack to keep her from getting too bored and cranky.
tommyrot - Jul 25, 2008 6:48:54 am PDT #9457 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Bah. I just walked into a plate glass window and bent my glasses all to hell....
Barb - Jul 25, 2008 6:52:59 am PDT #9458 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”
Bah. I just walked into a plate glass window and bent my glasses all to hell....
Um, OW