Haven't you killed me enough for one day?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jul 23, 2008 7:05:25 am PDT #9115 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

In the Kansas City area we get tornadoes, high winds, hail, and isolated flooding. All in all, not a lot of natural disaster risk.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2008 7:09:39 am PDT #9116 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Has Godzilla or any other monster ever attacked a city in the Midwest? I mean, if you're a lazy monster who's non-native to the US, cities on the coasts are much easier to destroy....


Gudanov - Jul 23, 2008 7:21:03 am PDT #9117 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

I don't think the Midwest is subject to giant monster attacks. Maybe there has been a giant insect or two, but I'm not sure. I guess I could consult the reference

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I bet you can't even get giant monster insurance in New York.


Calli - Jul 23, 2008 7:24:36 am PDT #9118 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

NC. In the 25 years I've been here the state has offered me hurricanes, floods, forest fires, tornadoes, severe drought, ice storms, and one amazing blizzard that dumped 3+ feet of snow onto a county that has maybe one working snowplow.

No major earthquakes yet, though. Or volcanoes. Or Godzillas.


sumi - Jul 23, 2008 7:32:41 am PDT #9119 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Vanity Fair parodies New Yorker cover.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2008 7:44:15 am PDT #9120 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Boxing cat video: [link]

It's amazing at how many punches he can throw while remaining standing on only his hind legs.


Strega - Jul 23, 2008 7:45:37 am PDT #9121 of 10003

I don't think the Midwest is subject to giant monster attacks.

Sounds like someone hasn't seen The Beginning of the End. Peter Graves is all that stands between Chicago and giant locusts!


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2008 7:46:47 am PDT #9122 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Peter Graves is all that stands between Chicago and giant locusts!

We can always find giant newts to eat the giant locusts.


Theodosia - Jul 23, 2008 7:53:31 am PDT #9123 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

There's always Paul Bunyan run amuck to worry about. Or Babe the Blue Ox going feral.


§ ita § - Jul 23, 2008 7:56:20 am PDT #9124 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Peter Graves is all that stands between Chicago and giant locusts!

I love him. Is this in his silver fox phase too?

Okay, up to date on Natter. I feel this means I should go to sleep, but I suspect it bears another meaning. Still, my inbox is looking decent too. It's my voicemail that's looming.