Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 23, 2008 5:24:31 am PDT #9083 of 10003
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I dunno, Matt, but I'd pray it's not goD sending a message.

If it is, the message must be "Thou shalt change the channel immediately!"


Ginger - Jul 23, 2008 5:27:29 am PDT #9084 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Best of thesis~ma to you, Nilly. I am fully confident it will be brilliant and on time.

Now I want mallawach. I will have to go looking in the land of Kosher food.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 23, 2008 5:34:26 am PDT #9085 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Did you know that server virtualization is a magic panacea that will solve all of your problems?

Yes. Yes I do. Sad really.


lisah - Jul 23, 2008 5:34:58 am PDT #9086 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

Stuff-in-dough is one of my favorite food categories!

Seriously!!! hmmm....I didn't bring my lunch today. I wonder what kind of stuff in dough food I can find in my work neighborhood? (I know, for example, croissants at the French bakery.)


JZ - Jul 23, 2008 5:36:17 am PDT #9087 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Tons of thesis~ma.

And now I'm craving stuff in dough. Anything, really, I'm not fussy.

Did you know that server virtualization is a magic panacea that will solve all of your problems? And even if you make spreadsheet after spreadsheet that shows that the numbers can't possibly work, you should ignore them and do the work anyway, because the big boss told you to?

Never mind Matt and SATC, I think this is clearly a message from goD that today is an excellent day to kite out early and be waiting at the door of your neighborhood bar the second it opens. The universe has spoken!


Tom Scola - Jul 23, 2008 5:40:07 am PDT #9088 of 10003
They pay me in WOIMS

I had empanadas yesterday.


bon bon - Jul 23, 2008 5:40:41 am PDT #9089 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

And even if you make spreadsheet after spreadsheet that shows that the numbers can't possibly work, you should ignore them and do the work anyway, because the big boss told you to?

After lots of trial and error, this sounds right to me.


Allyson - Jul 23, 2008 5:41:13 am PDT #9090 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hey JZ, do you think Emmett would be a beta reader for me? It was suggested in Great Write that I find a couple of kids in my middle school range to read and give me some feedback.

I have no idea if it's an inappropriate request to ask your stepson to be my guinea pig reader, if it is, I issue the mea culpa in advance!


Frankenbuddha - Jul 23, 2008 5:41:15 am PDT #9091 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Stuff-in-dough is one of my favorite food categories!

Dumplings!!!!


Sue - Jul 23, 2008 5:44:25 am PDT #9092 of 10003
hip deep in pie

God, I so want stuff in dough. Somehow my homemade pita sandwich is not going to cut it, even if it is, technically, stuff in dough.