Too soon.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jul 22, 2008 8:34:13 pm PDT #9046 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Burrell - Jul 22, 2008 9:10:29 pm PDT #9047 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
What's too soon?
I just bought myself a dress. I know it'll be purty, I just hope it fits.
billytea - Jul 22, 2008 9:10:51 pm PDT #9048 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
One of her choices was Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry."
Released at much the same time was Missy Higgins' "Where I Stood", which I strongly recommend as a more articulate expression of this particular situation, and as containing substantially less Fergie.
Alibelle - Jul 22, 2008 9:41:35 pm PDT #9049 of 10003
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Okay, the cake wrecks site single-handedly made my week, I think. I don't think I've laughed that hard since I had to carefully carry the Congratulations "Aimee" cake out of the store with Perkins. So funny!
And I missed out on the gay McDonalds stuff since I quit reading backwards once I got to the cakes. But I'm assuming that this means I should eat a Big Mac for gay marriage?
Kat - Jul 22, 2008 9:43:34 pm PDT #9050 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
hey! Alibelle! can you jump on AIM for a second?
Enh. I'll call you tomorrow.
Lee - Jul 22, 2008 9:49:03 pm PDT #9051 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
So funny!
Seriously
Alibelle - Jul 22, 2008 10:07:53 pm PDT #9052 of 10003
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Yay, phone calls! Okay, cool. I will look forward to that.
Funniest cake ever, Perkins. To this day. How come we don't have a picture somewhere?
Shir - Jul 23, 2008 1:36:19 am PDT #9053 of 10003
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I can't find the can opener. No can opener = no mallawach toast for lunch. sigh
Theodosia - Jul 23, 2008 2:55:19 am PDT #9054 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The font conference clip is the funniest EVER.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 23, 2008 3:04:54 am PDT #9055 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER? NO! TEH GEHZ HAZ CHEEZBURGER.
I think I need this as a tag line.
My milkshake will totally have meaning now!
But will it bring all the boys to the yard?
Only the green ones.
Being up in the costume shop at FSU this past weekend reminded me of how much I want/need a new sewing machine.
Whenever I see FSU, I do a double-take because I can't help but read it as "fuck shit up".
How is it that every time I run across a Sex and the City rerun it's the one with the rooftop chickens and tranny hookers? Aren't there like 200 episodes of this show in syndication?
I dunno, Matt, but I'd pray it's not goD sending a message.