Zoe: Yeah? Thought you'd get land crazy that long in port. Wash: Probably, but I've been sane a long while now, and change is good.

'Shindig'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jul 21, 2008 10:51:56 am PDT #8680 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Remember when John McCain was all independent and cool?

Oh, you mean when the national press kissed his ass all the time because they got access? That was when he was "cool."


Shir - Jul 21, 2008 10:55:51 am PDT #8681 of 10003
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Hehe, trying to get directions to a certain place in the Old City, I came across directions to the Latin Patriarchy, who happens to be near by it.

Also, while looking at the official Jerusalem maps, I couldn't help but notice that somehow I missed the massive amounts of small churches, museums of holy stuff, etc., and kept saying to myself "Wait. I know this street. I know three bars there and a comic book shop. How come I missed the holy places till now?".

I love this city.


Dana - Jul 21, 2008 11:00:22 am PDT #8682 of 10003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In the story about how the FCC's fine against CBS for the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" has been dismissed:

"The Commission's determination that CBS's broadcast of a nine-sixteenths of one second glimpse of a bare female breast was actionably indecent evidenced the agency's departure from its prior policy," the court found. "Its orders constituted the announcement of a policy change — that fleeting images would no longer be excluded from the scope of actionable indecency."

[link]

Nine-sixteenths, huh? Who do you think got the job of figuring that out?


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2008 11:02:57 am PDT #8683 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who do you think got the job of figuring that out?

Frame by frame analysis, I'm telling you. ARDUOUS.


Daisy Jane - Jul 21, 2008 11:04:29 am PDT #8684 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Dude! The Saints just got Jeremy Shockey...

(pending league approval and a physical, but still)


Kathy A - Jul 21, 2008 11:13:23 am PDT #8685 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I spent some time talking with my oldest nephew yesterday (he and my brother are in town for nephew's college orientation), and as always, I love this young man! He's an extremely thoughtful person who tends to hide behind his appearance (long hair, scraggly beard, typically terse teenager voice until he gets to know you), and after talking with him, and listening to his questions about Chicago and the big city experience as a whole, I've found that his main concern is that he'll be accepted for who he is, appearance and all.

I reassured him that the city will take him in any form--just be himself, and he'll find his tribe.


JZ - Jul 21, 2008 11:14:10 am PDT #8686 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

JZ, did you see my note upthread?

DJ, I did! What a bunch of weasels! I almost hope Trashy Diva wipes them completely out of existence, except I suppose the company employs not just the weaseltart thief but some actual moderately honest humans who just need a regular paycheck.

I'm in no position myself to take advantage of the deal on the Trixie dresses, but everyone else should. They're perfect Buffista dresses (er, possibly tommyrot and Gud may want to take a pass on this one, but MM is welcome to if he can figure out how to convert his too-much-candy bra to a halter).


Miracleman - Jul 21, 2008 11:16:11 am PDT #8687 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

but MM is welcome to if he can figure out how to convert his too-much-candy bra to a halter

I just need some thread and a big bag of Smarties.

...

And a Bedazzler.


lisah - Jul 21, 2008 11:16:53 am PDT #8688 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

I'm in no position myself to take advantage of the deal on the Trixie dresses, but everyone else should. They're perfect Buffista dresses

I'm afraid there's no way it would fit me. so sad! they are adorable.


Glamcookie - Jul 21, 2008 11:17:26 am PDT #8689 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

psst...Kathy is an awesome aunt...pass it on!