Jinx? If you and Dreg have been using my moisturizer again I'm going to have to rip off your scaly- hey, what's the deal with your face?

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2008 10:40:50 am PDT #8444 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Truly nice people don't treat service people, or any other people, this way.

That's what I was thinking.

ION,

A police dog from DeKalb County, Ga., was shot in the face by a fleeing suspect on Thursday morning. Local investigators say the animal, whose name is Twan, is a "sworn officer." How does a police animal take the oath of office?

Sometimes with a bark but usually with human help. Human police officers are typically sworn in at a brief ceremony attended by the new officers' families and friends. Canine swearing-in ceremonies, on the other hand, tend to be public events celebrating the role of police dogs. In some cases, the police chief administers the human oath of office to the dog, and the handler affirms on the dog's behalf. In rare instances, the dog is trained to bark in affirmation of the oath. When the ceremony is complete, the dog is presented with a badge to wear on its collar.

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javachik - Jul 18, 2008 10:41:29 am PDT #8445 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

eta: java, she grumbled all the cuss words after hanging up; she was at least polite when she actually spoke to him.

Oh, okay. Even I do that.


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2008 10:41:54 am PDT #8446 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

she grumbled all the cuss words after hanging up; she was at least polite when she actually spoke to him.

Oh, that's much less bad....


Lee - Jul 18, 2008 10:59:32 am PDT #8447 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hey! It's the weekend, even though I've only been in the office for two days!

I like that.


Kathy A - Jul 18, 2008 11:02:58 am PDT #8448 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Why oh why do I do this to myself?

Ever since, a few weeks ago, I put myself on a Five Year Plan to buy my own place, I've been spending my Friday lunchbreak househunting online. It's not like I'll have the money any time soon, nor that any of these places will be available when I do have the money, but I'm still doing this. And I think this is the kind of place I'd like to live in--3BR, 1.5BA, corner unit, with decent sized rooms and not too high taxes for the neighborhood.

And then I get down about not being able to move there RIGHT NOW!! and have to content myself with my one bedroom apartment. Sigh.


Burrell - Jul 18, 2008 11:03:57 am PDT #8449 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I have packed two boxes of books and offloaded another box worth. My bookcase is finished. Next comes packing up the desk and file cabinet. But first comes lunch I think.


beth b - Jul 18, 2008 11:08:16 am PDT #8450 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Living in a one bedroom apartment is what will get you to where you want to be


Kathy A - Jul 18, 2008 11:11:03 am PDT #8451 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

You're right--I have to keep telling myself that!

Living frugally, and working two jobs, will take me where I want to be. I think I'll print that out and post it at my cubicle here and on my fridge at home. Along with a printout of that place as my dream house for my goal.


Vortex - Jul 18, 2008 11:17:09 am PDT #8452 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You're right--I have to keep telling myself that!

I lived in a one bedroom apartment with one air conditioner, no disposal,no dishwasher, occasional roaches, and crappy water pressure for 6 years. Doing so enabled me to save for my down payment. It's worth it, trust me. It'll happen.


Jesse - Jul 18, 2008 11:26:05 am PDT #8453 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And on the flip side, I'm living in a one-bedroom apartment with one air conditioner, no disposal, no dishwasher, and more than occasional roaches, and not even saving for a down payment. So. At least I'm making my student loan payments!

I just wish you weren't accidentally stuck in her maturation process like the chocolate in some random stranger's peanut butter.

This is beautiful.