Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strega - Jul 16, 2008 3:49:52 pm PDT #8252 of 10003

The difference between negligence and murder is intent, but the distinction is whether you knowingly intended to kill someone, not why.

And intimidation & harassment are in themselves crimes. As for cross-burning:

In Virginia v. Black et al. the Court found that Virginia's statute against cross burning done with an attempt to intimidate is constitutional because such expression has a long and pernicious history as a signal of impending violence. [...] The Court did, however, strike down the provision in Virginia's statute which stated "Any such burning of a cross shall be prima facie evidence of an intent to intimidate a person or group of persons," holding that the provision was facially unconstitutional because of its "indiscriminate coverage." The state, therefore, must prove intent to intimidate.

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Nutty - Jul 16, 2008 4:03:40 pm PDT #8253 of 10003
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I just found out that fruit flies can be vacuumed up. (I read it on the internet.) Also, that if you use a hair dryer on fruit flies, you should make sure to use the back end so they get sucked in and fried, not the front end, because just blowing hot air on fruit flies does nothing.

...Yes, I think WikiHow is populated entirely by college students with more ingenuity than sense.


Jesse - Jul 16, 2008 4:07:57 pm PDT #8254 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When I had the fruit fly colony that turned out to be in my coffee maker (I threw it out), I spent a lot of time vacuuming the flies out of the air. It was entertaining, at least.


DebetEsse - Jul 16, 2008 4:16:33 pm PDT #8255 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

java, I was in a Latin class and on a Man of La Mancha kick, so I took a key phrase from a key speech "And maddest of all, to see the world as it is and not as it ought to be" and translated the last bit--it ought to be--into Latin: debet esse.


Strega - Jul 16, 2008 4:25:36 pm PDT #8256 of 10003

My friend's kid is on the NPR site! In connection with, um, a site about edible mustaches. (Hers is a sweet potato fry.) [link]


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2008 4:26:17 pm PDT #8257 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And DebetEsse does not mean a female accountant, which was my first thought.


Jesse - Jul 16, 2008 4:28:32 pm PDT #8258 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My friend's kid is on the NPR site! In connection with, um, a site about edible mustaches. (Hers is a sweet potato fry.)

Hilarious! So cute.


sarameg - Jul 16, 2008 4:37:28 pm PDT #8259 of 10003

I wanna cry. Please tell me that the fact I can't open my jaw more than halfway without pain due to dental work (this part is normal- my jaw does not like being held open for more than, oh, 10 minutes, without protest ) is also the source of a particular nerve flaring up unexpectedly, and not a case of my $1K root canal now posted and filled indicating that they didn't get it all and I need another.

It doesn't hurt like when it blew up the first time, is not screaming or throbbing or swelling the gums or sensitive to temps, just tender to pressure and it is FREAKING ME OUT.

I HATE TEETH. HATE.

I'm so ready to tell them to just yank them all and put in fakes, fuck the cost.


Kristen - Jul 16, 2008 4:39:23 pm PDT #8260 of 10003

Where did they inject you with novocaine? Was it at the very back of your mouth?


javachik - Jul 16, 2008 4:40:14 pm PDT #8261 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Sara, that sucks!! I am sorry that you're in Big pain. Big sorry.

java, I was in a Latin class and on a Man of La Mancha kick, so I took a key phrase from a key speech "And maddest of all, to see the world as it is and not as it ought to be" and translated the last bit--it ought to be--into Latin: debet esse.

A-ha! Thanks. Before I met you, I thought maybe you were two people - Deb and Tesse!