So sorry for you loss, ND.
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I can certainly see why devout Christians would find someone's treatment of communion wafers offensive and worthy of objection. However, given who originated the whole "turn the other cheek" thing, threats of violence over it strike me as particularly idiotic.
I can attest to my own craziness, yes.
I fully admit that it's the craziness that makes everything run well -- I just itch when it runs into me! (Note: I was allowed to eat, just after the event was over. I was apparently 5 min early.)
In the post, Myers wrote that the Eucharist wafer, which for Catholics is the transubstantiated body of Christ, was "just a cracker."
Well, they believe that the transubstantiated eucharist is *literally* Jesus.
"It's a snack food!"
"No, it's the Messiah!"
"It's a nummy treat!"
"No, it's our Lord and Savior!"
"Hey, hey, kids...no need to fight. Eu-Charispies (tm) are both a nummy snack treat and our Lord and Savior! Enjoy Redemption with your favorite dip or salsa!
Also try Trinity-scuits! It's the Father, Son and Holy Ghost in a crispy, healthful cracker! Perfect for parties, confirmations...whatever!"
Now all Myers needs to do is get the Church of Satan to transubstantiate some Cheese Whiz into the Body of Satan....
So I'm all ready to talk about my latest project with big boss (which is what he's asking everybody) and he comes in my cube and introduces himself, and, of all the multitude of things in my cube, spots the photograph of Gérard Depardieu, Yves Montand, Michel Piccoli, and Serge Reggiani smoking cigars on the set of some obscure '70s film for which I don't even remember the title and asks about that.
Eu-Charispies (tm) are both a nummy snack treat and our Lord and Savior! Enjoy Redemption with your favorite dip or salsa!
I might need to tag this.
Have at.
Done.
Does Kerfuffle Bunny have any opinions on the cracker kerfuffle?