Oh dear, Daisy. That sucks.

Well, I left him a voicemail and sent an email explaining that it Is. Not. Going. To. Happen-politely, of course. But I feel a temper tantrum coming on, and it won't be pretty.

Dude seriously told me, "Just juggle things around."

How do other business manage to only close out their credit card machines once a day

Well they are mostly looking at total revenue and not say how much donuts made, how much coffee made, etc. To do that a POS system is what you need.

To do that a POS system is what you need.

As opposed to the POS accountant you have.

she can actually wear my emergency jacket I keep in the officer

What part of the officer do you keep the jacket in, or do I want to know?

To do that a POS system is what you need.

We only have 5 or 6 clients a day! We could write it on a piece of paper and we could still keep track of it! Or you know, we could get a cash register.

Sorry- I am angry out of all proportion, as this doesn't even really affect me at all!

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Less good is the fact that even though I emailed her last week and told her she needed "formal business attire" for tomorrow, she didn't think that meant a suit, so didn't bring hers when she moved to NYC over the weekend.

and why exactly did she think that "formal business attire" did not mean a suit? And even if that was legit, wouldn't you have one "just in case"?

This is my question also, Vortex. I just don't know. She's not all the way moved yet -- she wore a suit to her interviews, so I know she has one -- but that's why I emailed her ahead of time!

What part of the officer do you keep the jacket in, or do I want to know?

Ha ha. OFFICE. I have typed an R on to the end of half of the words I have typed today, and I don't know why.

I have typed an R on to the end of half of the words I have typed today, and I don't know why.

Your brain obviously thinks it's type like a pirate day. RRRRRR.

That depends on how far out of diapers, and on exactly how much you are exaggerating.

I think 3 to 4 years old, not exactly sure—old enough that she can run fairly rapidly up and down stairs on her own. It's not constant, but she does have bouts of shrieking for brief intervals several times an hour from morning to about 11 at night. She's not crying or sobbing or arguing with her parents, they're multiple sharp shrieks like Newt from Aliens, one after another. Something like autism or some form of retardation does seem likely to me—I'll ask the building managers about it the next time I see them.

Sorry for the spamming. Stoopid Bberry connection.